Coffee Date by Mistake

4. Mean While

A/N: Just in case you were wondering what Hobi's house looked like. (*Again don't own a single image). Back to the boys at the house, I felt like we needed their side, plus it's my story so I do what I want!

Joon's POV

I say this every time, but this is THE LAST time I'm drinking with Yoongi- hyung. Not only did I lose my keys, again, but I failed to bring home a lucky lady because of it. Maybe it's for the best this time. I could never use one of the guys spot to bring some one home unlike someone I know. Luckily, Hobi was here to save the day so I wasn't stranded in the lobby with a dead phone and no where to crash, Thank God for him and Jin-hyung. Jin and I are roommates and we like to treat our guest and each other with respect unlike the rest of them. If we did have a guest over, we entertain them together, let them get comfortable in our space, play some soft music in the background, a glass of wine, or whatever drink they prefer and have a small conversation. Then, we procced to our rooms and give them a blissful evening of toe curling, back blowing sex and sending them home with coffee, a smile and a to-go meal thanks to hyung.  

Most of the guys live alone, but Jin- hyung and I have been friends and roommates since college, and it would be weird to live on my own now. I depend on Hyung for so much that if I moved out, I'd have dirty clothes and run on Ramen and coffee. Jin doesn't mind living with me either, he's like the parent to me, hell to our whole friend group. He keeps our fridges stock with easy to eat nutritious meals while making sure our staff is professional and discreet . 

He is top chef and owner of  10 top restaurants in the state, but leaves us a chef when he's out of town which is why Yoongi-hyung thought the beautiful and mysterious girl from this morning was the chef. The real chef, a man in his 30's, appeared 10 minutes later after the duo left . Hyung would have NEVER given us such a pretty chef for a week after what happened the last time. He learned his lesson the hard way after finding Tae and Jiminnie using her body as a table. Never knew titties could hold sushi rolls so well, and don't ask where they put the ginger and wasabi. I think she like being a dessert bar for Hobi and me in my opinion. 

"Yah, Namjoon-ah! I haven't been gone for 24 hours and you lose your keys?! Do you know how much locksmith's cost!" I can hear it so clearly as if he's yelling right next to me. "It wasn't his fault this time Hyung. Maybe we should invest in smart locks like Kookie. He never has to worry about be locked out."  

As I turn my head afraid to see who he's talking to, and Jin appears in my vision. He's red face almost matches the red stripes in his blazer. The locksmith must have moved on to Yoongi's door without dropping my keys off leaving a now lockout and pissed off Jin. 

"Hyung! You're back early," I say getting up from the couch trying to calm my friend. "No, I forgot some important recipes for the new menu and just remember before I got on the plane." Well lucky for you, we invested in that private jet." Yoongi says. I don't know if he's helping or making it worse. 

"Not the point Yoongi, and it was probably your fault."  Jin says going to the fridge for a bottle of water. " Yea, you're probably right this time Hyung." Yoongi says joining Jin in the kitchen to put his dishes in the sink. "Nikki was at the club last night and probably swiped both sets of keys. You know she never got over that night with me, well should I say with us," he says giving Jin a wink and smirk. 

"What!" I yelled  joining them in the kitchen. "You said you just watched!" " Oh come now Jin-ssi, you're not going to tell your roomie how you threw her over the couch pile driving into her while faced  fucked her." I turned to Jin in disbelief. He's even redder now, never knew that could happen. 

"Yah, Yoongi-ah I told you that never happened. I regret to this day!" he said throwing the water bottle in the recycling. " That bitch almost ruined the Mayor's dinner party with her antics." "Yea, luckily I was there, and had my security throw her out." Yoongi said going back to his spot on the couch. Jin sighed turning to me, " I guess what's done is done. Call Kookie and see what kind of locks he can get us. I'm going to go look for the locksmith; I got a flight to catch." he says walking to the door. Turning to us as he opens the door, he says, "Please stay out of trouble, I'll be back Thursday."  

"Good, you'll be back in time to meet our new friend " I say licking my lips. "What new friend?" Jin says holding the door open spotting the Locksmith.

 "Ahh, Honeydip! We're seeing her Thursday?" Yoongi's face lit up with sinful thoughts of our morning guest. 

"It's a surprise, for now, but I heard them talking about it on the way to the elevator" I say rubbing my chin remembering. " Well I hope this new friend is better than Yoongi's. I'll bring back wine and some fruit from the coast for this 'surprise'. Behave, and Yoongi, renew your restraining order please." Jin says walking out the door. "Just text my secretary about it, don't worry hyung, I got this." All you heard was Jin laughing down the hall like he's three seconds from a break down. 

"So Joonie," "No hyung, we will not tell them." He gets up and heads to the door. "I wasn't even going to suggest that." He says looking down the hall. " I was going to tell you, if you don't want to crash on my couch til Thursday, I suggest you get your key from Jin-Hyung." "SHIT!" I say dropping my phone on the way out the door. 

Yoongi's POV

"So Thursday is when I get to see you again?" I say to myself feeling my morning wood come back to life. "I can't deal with you now my friend. I have a restraining order to sign." I say to mini-me. Sighing to myself I grab my phone, picking up Joon's as I walk towards the door. This week is going to be fun after all. 

A/N - Yes, I am making my bias the biggest hoe of this story, why?  Because so many of the OT7 fanfics I have read has him getting little to no action. I will not stand for it here. I am an equal opportunist and they will all be getting the same amount of cheeks. With that being said, I will be introducing all the boys before Thursday so don't worry, it may be more geared towards Hobi, but they all will take part.