The Ultimate Shonen Jump Hero (Book 2)

The Alien on the Moped!!

After that Whole Mess, you were now walking home from School with Lucy as she kept telling you about her day. which was Hectic for everyone as Per Usual, and Lucy was Making you carry her Book Bag as she was swinging her hands around! Yes, it was that Crazy!

Lucy: ... And Then When I walked back into my Room Natsu and Happy were in there again and they were reading my Diary!

Y/n: So what did you do to them?

lucy: I used my Aquarius X Gemini star dress and summoned 20 Waterclones of You to beat them both up!

Y/n: Smart

You both continued walking until your Observation Haki kicked in, but before you can react you were hit from behind by A Yellow Moped, and you were sent flying into A Lightpole head first!

Y/n: Alright... I'm in Pain Now...

Lucy: Y/N!!

She was about to run and check on you when she was stopped by the driver of the Moped!

???: Stop right there Earth Lady!! He could be Hurt!

Lucy:

Just then the driver ran over to you and Began to inspect you, as she noticed how Pale and Bloody you Looked! She then began yelling while she comedically dropped A Towel on your face!

???: OH NO! HE'S DEAD! HE'S DEEEEAAAAAAD! WAAAAAAAH!

She then Began to Get into the Fetal Position as she slowly began slowly turning around as if in Zero-G. and she then Began Moving around on Her Knees slowly as she continued speaking!

???: He's Hurt, Very Hurt, Hurtaimation, Manga Nation, Lost In Translation. Anime Nation, Multiplication, Animation

Lucy: What the Hell?

???: I MUST GIVE HIM THE BREATH OF LIFE!!!

She then took off her Helmet and Goggles revealing her Short Strawberry Pink hair, and Greenish-Brown eyes, She also cartoonish twisted the towel on your face as cartoonishly speeds as your face turned out the same, and she Much to Lucy's shock she began Kissing you!

You then woke up and then She smiled, Grabbing her Guitar!

???: Hahahaha! I brought him back to life!

She then Grabbed A Guitar and before You Can dodge she hits you in the face and sent you tumbling down the street into another light pole!

Y/n: Ugh... WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!?

???: Hey I Just saved your Life Primitive Monkey! My Name is Haruko Haruhara and I am A Part of the Galactic Patrol sent to earth to protect it! Nice to Meet you Good Sir!

Haruko Haruhara (An Alien from the Galactic Patrol/ She was Kicked out for being too Unpredictable and Dangerous/ Rides her favorite Moped everywhere/ Her favorite weapon is her Guitar which can Act as A Club, Chainsaw, Sword, Semi-Automatic Rifle, Basically everything/ Can easily touch into the Toon Force)

Y/n: Okay What the shit!?

Haruko: Hey You're Pretty cute, and Your Lips taste pretty sweet too~ I can get with A Monkey Like you~

She then turned into A Snake and wrapped her Body around you before licking your face like A Happy Puppy!

Lucy: What the hell? How is she doing that?

Y/n: She's clearly in tune with the Toon Force. It's one of the most overpowered things in the Multiverse... I can Also tell That she Likes me...

Haruko: Look Here Cutie, I was sent here to earth to protect it from some Massive Threats!

Y/n: Tell The Truth

Haruko: FINE! Look I was Kicked out of Galactic Patrol and was sent to earth because They said I was so Dangerous! That's So Silly! Silly, Silly billy, Willy Nilly, Watch me, Killy!

She was then slowly moving around Just moving around her on Knees as if she was on A Moped even seemingly making the Noises!

Haruko: Hey Can I stay with you!

Y/n: No

Haruko: Please?

Y/n: No

Haruko: Please?

Y/n: No

Haruko: Please?

Y/n: No

Haruko: Please?

Y/n: No

Haruko: Please?

Y/n: No

Haruko: Please?

Y/n: No

Haruko: Please?

Y/n: No

Haruko: PLEASE?

Y/n: Fine

Haruko: YAY! I'mma Part of your Harem Now!

Y/n/Lucy: HOW DID YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT!?

Haruko: It's become common Knowledge Now! At least I assume so!

She then Hugged you Kissing you on the Cheek almost cartoonishly as you sighed!

Y/n: Good Grief...