Hey, It's Me Y/n and I know Last Bookended on A Bit of A Cliff Hanger but don't worry we still got Plenty of Adventures. Plenty of Awesome Villians to Battle and Also-
Oh, Y/n-Kun~!!
Oh And Plenty of More Girls, Now You gotta excuse me Because I got...
So Now with the Information from Bonz, you had decided to storm Kaibaland and Find Marik who was Using the Place as A Base of Operations and You decided to fight him Yourself, but soon Kaiba found out, and soon found you!
Y/n: Okay, where are you Marik, you Bastard!?
Kaiba: Hey L/n! What are you doing at my Theme Park?
Y/n: Not the time Kaiba!
Kaiba: Well it is my Time because it's My Theme Park! Now you better tell me or else I'll have you thrown out
Y/n: Okay Look Marik is using the Place as his secret base of Operations and I need to stop him!
Kaiba: WHAT!? He's Using my Theme Park as his Base of Operations!? How dare he! This is Called Kaibaland, Not Marikland!
Y/n: Not the Point...
Kaiba: No Matter! I think I know where he is at!
Y/n: Really? Great!
Timeskip!
Y/n: Why is it the House of Horror? And why is it Modeled after Saggi the Dark Clown? it's A Pretty Pathetic Card
Kaiba: You're A Pretty Pathetic Card!
Y/n: That... That makes no sense...
Kaiba: Nevermind Just go in there and kick his ass
Y/n: Thanks
You then ran inside, and after nearly being Jumpscared by A Few Animatronics, until you found Marik in the largest room of the house of Horrors!
Marik: How did you find me!? That's Impossi- No Wait, that's Completely Possible what Am I saying?
Y/n: Marik You're going to Pay! Lets duel!
Marik: Oh Really? You think You're so EFFing smart huh? Well, I'll show you how's stronger! Let's EFFing duel then! If I win I take your soul and You all Must take Suicide Pills!
Y/n: You can't do that!
Marik: I EFFing Can with my Millenium Rod! Now let's duel! I'll Place A Monster in face-down Defense Position, and I place some Cards Facedown and I'll end my turn! Your turn pretty Boy!
Y/n: Alright I'll Start Now! I'll be using my Classic Deck, so I'll Summon Obnoxious Celtic Guardian in Attack Position!
Celtic Guardian: Oh I am so Obnoxious!
Y/n: Now I equip him with the Horn of the Unicorn giving him A 700 Point attack Boost!
Celtic Guardian: Oh I am so Pretty!
Marik: What the EFF Is that!? Looks as if A Unicorn and An Elf had A Baby! All I know is it will be in my EFFing nightmares for now On...
Y/n: Now Obnoxious Celtic Guardian Attack His Facedown Card!
Marik: Not So Fast, I Use Nightmare Mirror, Now He Attacks You!
Y/n: That Just seems like A Ripoff of Magical Cylinder
Marik: No It's Purely Original!
Y/n: Then why does it have the same effect then?
Marik: I, Uh... FRICK!
You then Took the Damage, as the Duel continued On!
Timeskip!
Marik: Alright Boy do you give up Now? Because there is no way you're going to win! I got my Revival Slime and Jam Machne! t's An Impossible wall you can't break!
Y/n: Let's see that, I still Belive in the Heart of the Cards! I Draw! Yes! I Now have it!
Marik: You have what?
Y/n: I Now have all 5 pieces of Exodia! Now I Summon Exodia For Forbidden One!!
Marik: NO! THAT'S EFFING IMPOSSIBLE!!
Just then A Massive Portal Opened up Behind you, as A Giant Egyptian Figure Began pulling itself through being bound by Chains, and Began charging A Ball of Pure energy!
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Exodia the Forbidden One
Marik: NO! NO! NOOOOOO!
Y/n: EXODIA OBLITERATE!!!
Just then Exodia blasted through all of Marik's Slimes, and Suddenly Marik was defeated!
Y/n: You Lose Marik. Heaven's Door!
You then Used The Stand to Rewrite the evil Spirit out of Marik's Mind, and That he would apologize to his sister!
Marik: Oh Wow, Now I feel like An EFFing Jerk
Y/n: See what I mean?
Marik: Can I see my sister?
Y/n: Sure
You then teleported out of there and brought Ishizu back there with you!
Ishizu: How did you-?
Y/n: Muffin Button.
Ishizu: What?
Y/n: Nevermind. Marik wants to say something.
Marik: Sis, I am so EFFing sorry! There was A Spirit in my mind constantly telling me to kill my family! I never meant any of it!
Ishizu: It's Okay Marik, I never blamed you for Killing Father because he was A Dick anyway
Y/n: Awww, I Love Happy endings
Ishizu then got up and Gave you two Kisses as you Blushed!
Y/n: Uh...
Ishizu: The first one is from me, and the second one is from Serenity. Math explained it all
Y/n Thanks, Bro. Anyways, I'll accept you into the Harem. Besides, I Hope Marik and his Little boyfriend will be equally as Happy
