Hey, It's Me Y/n and I know Last Bookended on A Bit of A Cliff Hanger but don't worry we still got Plenty of Adventures. Plenty of Awesome Villians to Battle and Also-
Oh, Y/n-Kun~!!
Oh And Plenty of More Girls, Now You gotta excuse me Because I got...
We Open up in An Outside View of the Mansion, where the sun was shining, the birds were singing, and-
Medaka: WHAT!?
... And Something terrible has happened!
Just then Erza ran inside your room, where Medaka was, and You weren't there, but There was A Note Instead!
Erza: What Happened?
Medaka: Y/n has been Kidnapped!
Just then Kinue showed up and Mama Ain't Happy!
Kinue:
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Kinue then Jumped on your bed, and Began covering herself with your Blanket refusing to come out, as Ren and Ran came in!
Ren: Oh No she's doing it again!
Erza: Doing what?
Ran: She's Turtling. She won't leave that Very spot, Until Y/n comes back, The last time any of us got Kidnapped, she didn't eat, drink, or sleep until We came back
Kinue: Maa-Kun... I miss you...
Medaka Then Took A Look at the Note and Began Turning into A Form with Lavender hair before she stopped herself!
Medaka: I'm going to find who Kidnapped Him, and I'm going to kill them
Erza: I'm Coming too. There is no way they're getting away with this
Medaka: Good. We're going to go Medieval on their Asses.
Timeskip!
We Open up with you Coated in A Pink Cocoon of Webs as you were sleeping peacefully and dreaming Sweet Dreams!
Y/n: Zzzz... Zzzz... Yeah, Medaka... Pour Syrup All over My pancakes... You woman who lives in my House...
???: Awww, How Sweet
Y/n: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!! WHAT THE HELL!? Wait, This Isn't My Mansion! This Isn't my Beautiful Wife! What's going on here!?
It was then revealed to be Shikimi!
Shikimi: Ah, Hello Hot Stuff~
Y/n: Uh... Who are you?
Shikimi: I'm Shikimi
Y/n: ...
Shikimi: Shikimi Shiramine
Y/n: ...
Shikimi: (Sigh) I'm Akane and Yuzu's Older cousin
Y/n: Oh Make sense, Why am I here?
Shikimi: You See My Auntie Suo, doesn't want you to be near Akane since it's Messing up her Assassination Training, and she Locked her up in her room, until I'm finished with you, and I know Your weaknesses and I can exploit them~
Y/n: You Know You Just told me who to Kill, and Where I am right?
Shikimi: Now when I think about it, I really shouldn't have said all of that, Anyways Who loves A Whipping~!
Y/n: Oh Please I've been whipped Before, and On top of that I've been covered in Grease and lit on Fire! Ah, you'll never forget Your 5th Grade Dance. Anyways I know the true worst Pain out there, and It's The Modern, Nail Stepping, Head crashing, Hand slicing, Gut Ripping, days of Life! Every single day it's the exact same thing Just checking in and out of every day, with nothing new, and the weight of the entire world on your shoulders feeling like Atlas! If you want Real torture, try Living A Million lives reincarnated every time you die! See how you Like it!
Shikimi: ...What?
Y/n: Sorry the past Was Coming back to me. When you spend time as a Very early human watching your friends Get eaten by A Sabre toothed Tiger, or get Gored by A Wooly rhinoceros, in your first Life, it kinda gives you A Disposition towards being tough and Training to be tough
Shikimi: Okay then, I'm still going to enjoy this!
Y/n: (Thoughts) Oh God this Reminds me way too Much of Rachnera!
