Hey, It's Me Y/n and I know Last Bookended on A Bit of A Cliff Hanger but don't worry we still got Plenty of Adventures. Plenty of Awesome Villians to Battle and Also-
Oh, Y/n-Kun~!!
Oh And Plenty of More Girls, Now You gotta excuse me Because I got...
We Open up with Suuzilla standing in front of Nega Suu, as you and Erza were both sitting on her shoulders waiting for her to make her move, and suddenly Suu Began charging another Water Blast, and Nega-Suu Tried to Kick her in the face to make her shoot herself but she grabbed it by the face and Began shooting it down its Throat Blowing up it's Head!
As Nega Suu tried to reform its Head you began speaking to Suu!
Y/n: Alright Suu, You got A Plan?
Suu: Uh...
Y/n: YOU DON'T HAVE A PLAN!?
Suu: I'm thinking of it as we go Along Okay!
Nega Suu then gets up and tried to rip Suu's arms off but you Jumped Next to her and began inflating your foot to massive sizes!
Y/n: Gear 3 Bone Balloon: Elephant Axe!!
You then slammed your massive Leg against her Head, Knocking her down, as Erza then smiled!
Erza: Suu!
Suu: Yes?
Erza: I got an Idea, Just Hold her off until we get to do it
Suu: Right!
Erza then Jumped down on Nega-Suu's head as she began to change armors!
Erza: Lightning Empress Armor!!
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Erza Lighting Empress Armor
She then stabbed her Spear into Nega-Suu's chest and it electrocuted it since it's Body is Mostly made out of 99% Water, and you Began helping as well!
Y/n: Fire-Lightning Dragon Roar!!
You both Began Blasting Nega-Suu with all you got but it brushed the both of you aside and you thought of A New strategy!
Y/n: Gear 2!! Gum Gum Jet Rocc Gun!!
You then Imbued your fist in Armament and Conquers Haki and Slammed it into its Face as A Sudden shot of Fear coursed through its Body, giving you enough time for A Quick few-second Break!
Erza: Nice Move!
Y/n: Thanks!
Suu: Wait Master, is it like the Mineral or Like the Giant Mythical Bird?
Y/n: The Giant Mythical Bird
Suu: Right
Just then Nega Suu began to get up as Erza then began to speak up!
Erza: Okay here is the Plan, The first part is we need to Drain all of the water out of its body so it is far weakened, and then we need to Freeze it over! Suu, You need to Pin it down!
Suu: Right!
Erza: Alright go!
You all then Began to attack Nega Suu as soon as she got up as Suu had put it in A Full Nelson, as Erza then Changed armor as you began to charge an attack!
Erza: Water Empress Armor!!
She then stabbed her sword into Nega Suu as it tried to break out of Suu's grip but she was far too strong as Nega Suu basically got the water sucked out it, as it reverts back into its Base form, and You then did your part of the Plan!
Y/n: Ice Time Capsule!!
With Nega Suu still being made out of Water, she had completely frozen over into A Giant Ice cube as you smiled!
Suu: Um... Master, we have another problem. You see I still have tons of Chemical Fertilizer in my Body and I need someone to suck it out so-
Y/n: No,
Suu: Please!
Y/n: No!
Suu: Come one I need this!
Y/n: No!
Suu: (Innocent eyes) Pretty Please?
Y/n: Okay, But you owe me Mouthwash!
Timeskip!
You were now standing over A Sink in the Immigration Office trying to clean your mouth out with Mouthwash which was not possible to get rid of the taste!
Y/n: AAAGH! IT TASTES HORRIBLE! I CAN STILL TASTE IT! WHY SUU WHY!?
Suu: Suu?
Y/n: Oh Right I forgot your tiny and stupid again
Suu Just hugged you as you smiled
Y/n: I can't stay mad at you
Suu: Suu! Suu Loves Master!
Just then smith walked in as she was hanging up the phone!
Y/n: Alright then Everyone Apparently the Black slime is being taken to A Research facility to be fixed, the resort company is being investigated and fined as hell, and We're all safe!
Everyone: Yay!
Y/n: You Know I wonder if Nega-Suu was the real Villian Here (Pulls out Bubble Pipe) You see Nega-Suu was Just A Slime that experimented on and turned into A Monster against her will much like Mary shelly's Frankenstein, and She had Maybe Suffering the entire time, and Just seemed to Be Fixed or... Maybe even Die.
Y/n: Then again Talk No Jutsu isn't even my strong suit, So Who wants some Pizza?
