Kyoko: No! It can't be you!
Misato: It's... So... STUPID!
Y/n: Um... Who are these two again?
Misato: It's our Catty Rivals, Mami and Hasebe!
Kyoko: Those bitches
Mami and Hasebe (Misato and Kyoko's Catty Rivals/ They are every bit as strong and good at fighting that those two are)
Mami: I'm sorry Hasebe but I thought they cleaned out the Trash every Wednesday
Hasebe: I Guess not
Misato: Wait, this makes no sense!
Kyoko: I am so confused right now
Y/n: I don't get it what's going on right?
Hasebe: Oh Y/n darling I can't believe you don't remember us, we were kid married when we were 8
Y/n: THAT WAS TEN YEARS AGO! ARE ALL FOUR OF YOU THESE STALKER EX-GIRLFRIENDS!? I AM SO CONFUSED RIGHT NOW!
Math: You and Me Both...
Misato: I don't get it! Sabuku is supposed to be the final Boss! What are you doing here?
Mami: Don't tell us where we can and Can't be
Hasebe:: And what do you mean by Final Boss
Misato: Nevermind! That won't stop us from beating you both into the ground!
Kyoko: Yeah!
Hasebe: Bring it on!
They all charged at each other but then you stopped them!
Y/n: WAIT! Something is off here!
Everyone: Huh?
Y/n: They Can't be the final Boss it makes no sense. They're Just two Catty Highschool girls. There Must be A Mastermind Involved in all of this
???: SHIRORORORORORO! Oh How right you are Mr. L/n
Y/n: Ceasar.
Math: CAESAR!?
Misato: Who the hell is Ceasar?
Y/n: He's one of the worst Pirates ever, he literally experiments on Children to test deadly poisons, that's how deadly He is
Kyoko: Okay now I am super confused!
Misato: That makes even less sense than before!
Caesar: Oh I'm sorry, BUT I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!
Y/n: Where My Kids Caesar!?
Caesar: Oh Well when you feed Kids Special candies They tend to need a sedative
Y/n: YOU MOTHERUCKING BASTARD!!!
You then charged at him with fist Raised but...
Caesar: Too Late! Gaskets!!
He then blew up two Caskets which you managed to dodge, but Mami and Hasabe were caught in the Poisonous Blast!
Mami: Sir... Why...?
Caesar: Because of Fuck you!
Y/n: Math! Get them out of Here! I'll deal with him Myself
Caesar: What about Monet?
Caesar: Oh don't worry about it, She's helping with things back at Headquarters but for now let's fight!
Y/n: Right.
Math then took all 4 ladies out of there, as You Began Powering up!
Y/n: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!
You then Turned into SSJGod, as you Aimed A Finger gun at Caesar!
Y/n: God Shot!!
You then began shooting red energy blasts at Ceasar but he simply melded his body around into Poisonous gas which allowed him to dodge!
Caesar: Now let's get serious! LAND OF DEATH!!! ABSORB ME!!!
He then absorbed A massive amount of Poisonous Gas, and he turned into A Giant Purple Monster that was the same that was in Hazard Punk!
Y/n: Oh For crying out Loud, YOU'RE GONNA PAY FOR WHAT YOU DID TO MY FAMILY!
Caesar: Oh they're always going on about the children. They either grow up under your rule or they grow up to rebel against you. Usually, it's Both.
Y/n: SHADOW-FIRE DRAGON SLAYER MODE!! FIRE-SHADOW YOKAI ROAR!!!
You then Blasted Ceasar but he Just laughed it off as he smiled!
Caesar: SHIRORORORORORO! You can't beat me with those Tactics!
Y/n: Oh I Know!
Caesar: Huh?
You then Began to use Instant Transmission to teleport all over the Place before you got Behind him Caesar catching him off guard!
Caesar: Oh Shit...
Y/n: FINAL-KAMEHAMEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Caesar: OH SHIT!
Caesar was then Blasted to Kingdom Come, and he was reduced all of the ways back to his base form as Every Bone in his Body was Broken, his Teeth were shattered, and Blood was gushing out of every single Hole in his head, with brain fluid leaking out of his ears!
You then grabbed him by the collar of his shirt as you began throwing him around!
Y/n:
Ceasar: BLEGH! They're in the Basement...
Y/n: Thank You, I hope you get raped in Hell... By Satan Himself!
You then spit on him as you ran off to go get your daughters and Little sisters But then you Noticed Mami and Hasebe not doing too well, so you grabbed Some Senzu beans and made them eat and swallow them!
Y/n: Hello? Hello? Hello? Are you two okay?
Hasebe: Oh Prince has come to save us...
Mami: Yeah... Our Princes...
Misato/Kyoko: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
Y/n: Oh Boy this isn't gonna go well
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The Ultimate Shonen Jump Hero (Book 2)
FanfictionHey, It's Me Y/n and I know Last Bookended on A Bit of A Cliff Hanger but don't worry we still got Plenty of Adventures. Plenty of Awesome Villians to Battle and Also- Oh, Y/n-Kun~!! Oh And Plenty of More Girls, Now You gotta excuse me Because I got...