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We Open up at the Mansion where You were in the Kitchen with Minori and Ringo, and You were both amazed by the Spread of amazing Food that lies before you which was full of delicious and succulent vegetables that were perfectly cooked and seasoned!

You were Just wearing A Tank top and some Black sweatpants, But Ringo was wearing A White sweatshirt, A Pink frilly skirt, White stockings, and Pink Lacey shoes!

Minori: Ta-da! We had A Great Harvest this time, so I made all of this, so we can all eat Great!

Minori was wearing A Green-shit with the words 'Country Bumpkin' Written in Yellow Japanese, and Some Black shorts, with some white socks, and she was smiling at her achievement at cooking!

Y/n: Wow, That's amazing!

Ringo: Yeah. Why would we eat this?

Y/n: What!? Because Ringo Freshly cooked and grown food is the best! I mean the stuff is pretty Much as fresh as you can get, and you don't have to worry about it being pumped full of chemicals or even Preservatives! Do you know what I mean?

Ringo: Oh I see.

Y/n: Yeah, And there's one thing my Mom taught me in these kinds of situations!

Minori: And what's that?

Y/n: Always clean Your Plate!

Minori/Ringo: Yeah!/Yeah.

You all then Began to eat the delicious spread of all of the delicious foods, as you all commented on how delicious it was!

Y/n: Wow, This Pumpkin pie is so sweet!

Minori: I know right? I Used an Extra Pinch of sugar!

Ringo: I have to try some.

And Eaten...

Ringo: This Ratatouille is so Good, especially with the sauce.

Minori: I did try my best

Y/n: It's Almost Like A Rat made it!

Minori: I'm gonna take that as A compliment!

And Eaten...

Y/n/Minori: THIS IS SO GOOD!

Ringo: Yeah.

And Yeah Eaten...

French Narrator: A Few Days Later

You had Just taken A Shower, and you were examining yourself in the mirror, as you generally looked the same and you smiled!

Y/n: (Sigh) Thank God I Have such A High Metabolism, Like A Saiyan or A Yato, or else this could have turned out bad! That Food is really good though! Oh, Minori is Making, even more, Today, I wonder what's she's got?

You then got dressed and walked out of the bathroom, and you were shocked by what you saw!

Minori: Hi Y/n-Kun! I made some Pumpkin Pie Just for you Today!

Ringo: It's Really Good.

You then slumped to the ground as you realized the Gravity of the situation!

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You then slumped to the ground as you realized the Gravity of the situation!

Y/n: Oh God why haven't I realized this?

Minori/Ringo: Huh?

Y/n: My Metabolism is very High but yours is Not, And No Matter how adorable and chubby you both are there is one thing that is obvious... YOU'RE BOTH FATTIES!

Minori: Y/N! HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT!?

Y/n: Oh do you want A More Politically Correct Term? Big Boned? Large? Fluffy? Poofy? Festival Plump? Don't you both realize it? My Metabolism has kept me from Ballooning up, but neither of you is Lucky! You both fell into the Trap of delicious country food! You both Gotten Fat!

They both then looked at each other and realized what was going on!

Minori: Oh, Now I realize! You do look very Plump! Hahahaha!

Ringo: Well You're pretty fat yourself, Fat, Fat, Fatty.

Minori: Huh? Well, stop eating my Food then!

Ringo: Make me.

They both then Began another Catfight but It wasn't much of a Catfight, to begin with...

Y/n: Oh I can't really tell if this is Freaking adorable, or surprisingly Boring, but I should probably end this but things get bad

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Y/n: Oh I can't really tell if this is Freaking adorable, or surprisingly Boring, but I should probably end this but things get bad... Y/n-Chop!!

You Wacked them both over the head, as they stopped!

Minori: Ow! What the Hell Y/n?

Ringo: Ouchie.

Y/n: Look I see the only solution to this I see is that I train you two

Minori: Really? Do you mean it?

Y/n: Yep but...

Ringo: But?

Y/n: ... It's Gonna be Hell on earth.

Both girls shuddered as you smirked A Little bit evilly!

So You Basically Trained them for A Couple of Days, and they were back to their slim selves, and you had A Big Feast full of that new Cropped Produce, and they Both ate more than they should have Once again!

Y/n: Welp as the old saying Goes "NEVER GIVE UP ON TRAINING"!

Minori/Ringo: Yeah!/ Yeah.

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