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FOUR.

Jacob is Incapable of Growing Facial Hair

Chat Members:
Xolo Maridueña, Jacob Bertrand, Tanner Buchanan,
Gianni Decenzo, Peyton List, Mary Mouser, Hannah Kepple

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Gianni
Well... well... well... what do we have here

*Gianni Decenzo sent a link*

Jacob
yea boi get it

Hannah
finally moving on yassss 😌 get it brother!

Mary
gasp! xolo? with a female? who are you
and what have you done with xolo?!

Tanner
now cmon guys, you make it sound like
xolo is incapable of finding romance in
his life

Peyton
no bc he is...

Xolo
now I'm just offended

Gianni
Are you gonna tell us anything or not?

Xolo
I don't see why I have to explain this
to you guys tho 👁👄👁

Peyton
woah woah woah turn down the
attitude a notch hombrecito

Mary
Peyton spends too much time with
Jacob and it SHOWS

Jacob
wifey material 💍

Jacob
back to the topic

Xolo
it was a chance encounter.
there's nothing going on hence,
why there's nothing to explain

Peyton
then why are you guys headlining
this article?

Hannah
and a couple more with pretty
much the same context

Xolo
we were both just at the same ice cream
parlor and we both ordered chiliberry.
obviously, I was instantly overjoyed that
someone ordered chiliberry then a
conversation sparked bc she felt the same
way, then we had this whole conversation
about chiliberry until the paps came and
started flashing their cameras

Jacob
ohhhh... so she's the one who drove you
back that night? I thought you caught
an uber bc you were lazy to walk back

Xolo
yes, she was the one who drove me to
your place...

Xolo
oh and she also mentioned that she and
her friend are fans of the show, so that
was a quick convo topic too hihi

Mary
awww 🥰

Peyton
we love to see it 💘

Jacob
did xolo just "hihi"?

Hannah
prime reason for our breakup

Xolo
oh cmon hannah

Hannah
i'm kidding omg chill 🤠

Tanner
wait, so you just got in her car and yeeted?

Xolo
pretty much so, yea

Gianni
what is a chiliberry

Xolo
chili strawberry ice cream

Gianni
disgusting 🤢

Jacob
that's what i keep telling him!

Xolo
I'm not taking chiliberry slander
today thnx ❤️