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TWELVE.

Jacob is Incapable of Growing Facial Hair

Chat Members:
Xolo Maridueña, Jacob Bertrand, Tanner Buchanan,
Gianni Decenzo, Peyton List, Mary Mouser, Hannah Kepple

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Xolo
what are you guys doing on Raya's
comments? @Peyton List @Mary Mouser

Peyton
being friendly

Mary
^^^

Mary
we could ask you the same thing. what
are you doing going around and liking
her posts? she literally unfollowed you

Xolo
that's out of the question

Xolo
you guys do realize that the two of you
commenting on her posts, or any of you
for that matter, will cause speculation
more than my just liking?

Peyton
okay okay, lesson learned

Peyton
geez, take a chill pill

Mary
no comments from here on out

Tanner
she's racing in Miami in May. do you
guys wanna watch?

Xolo
ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND

Tanner
I'm a fan. what can I say?

Gianni
I'm actually down. I've only ever seen
NASCAR so it'd be fun so see the W
Series

Jacob
same here. I got to watch indycar with
tanner a couple of times. this might be
fun

Xolo
you guys do realize that NASCAR,
Indycar and Formula 1 to 4 are completely
different from one another, right?

Tanner
wow since when have you been
such a motorsports expert?

Xolo
shut up

Peyton
a chance to see female race car drivers
in person?!?! NO WAY IM THERE!!!

Hannah
count me in! I really want to meet Jamie
Chadwick!

Mary
omg same! I want to meet all of them!
let's do it!

Xolo
I don't think that's such a wise idea, guys

Tanner
we didn't say you're required to come

Hannah
yeah, go on continue being a couch
potato while we go enjoy our roaring
twenties

Gianni
We'll survive without you

Xolo
it seemed implied that I come too

Mary
if you think it's going to be such a
big issue, then don't come. simple as
that

Jacob
or we could sneak you in and disguise
you to not look like you

Xolo
I'd love to come and watch too but I'll
pass for now. sorry guys

Peyton
nothing to be sorry about. there's always
a next time

Tanner
yeah, it's a long season. there are more
races for us to watch with you

Xolo
I'll watch from here in LA

Xolo
home sweet cozy home

Hannah
you're gonna grow old and become
an ineligible bachelor

Xolo
not before you become an ineligible
bachelorette

Hannah
go talk to a wall

Mary
i love watching these two banter.
it's like an episode of FRIENDS but
with more angst

Gianni
I was thinking the same thing!

Hannah
being an entertainer's my job

Tanner
booking tickets now

Tanner
pay me later

Jacob
put it on my tab

Tanner
oh?

Peyton
I'll pay for both of us, relax

Gianni
Peyton Sugar Mommy

Peyton
shut up Gianni

Jacob
my sugar mommy

Mary
get out I feel so single

Hannah
me too

Hannah
let's go find ourselves some hot
sugar daddies @Mary Mouser

Mary
sounds like a plan

Mary
maybe Raya could hit us up with
one of the F1 hotties

Hannah
oooohh me likeyyy

Xolo
ANYTHING BUT THAT PLEASE
OH MY GOSH GET OUT

Mary
when Daniel Ricciardo becomes
your uncle-in-law and we end up
with one of the drivers, we'll be
one big Karate Driving Family

Hannah
that's so cute

Tanner
I choked on my coffee

Peyton
*thinking of leaving Jacob for an
F1 driver*

Jacob
HEY

Peyton
kidding only babe

Gianni
I'm good with my Melissa

Xolo
WHY CANT YALL BE MORE LIKE
GIANNI

Xolo
you're all so impossible to talk to