One True God || Oc Insert

12 - Mr. Tazuna

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[ 3rd Person Point of View ]

All of squad 7 was in the mission request office. Kakashi easily dealt with Aiko's... adventure... and went back to his team, where he found Aiko. They were all waiting on the edge of the forest, the cat in Aiko's arms. It hated everyone else for some reason, no one knew why it only liked the brunette.

In any case, the Hokage had just started to list out possible missions for the team to do-

"Noo! I wanna go on a real mission! Something challenging, exciting. Not this little kid stuff! Come on, old man!"

'He's got a point..'

'But he's such a pain..!'

Sigh - 'I knew this was coming...'

'I wonder if Shikaku had to deal with those thugs... Wouldn't that be a coincidence...'

"How dare you! You're just a brand new Genin with no experience! Like everyone else, you start with simple missions to develop your skills and prove yourself!"

"Are you serious?! Babysitting is not a mission, it's just a stupid!- GAAH!"

Kakashi hits Naruto on the head.

"Will you put a lid on it?"

"So HE can say that.. But when I say it, it's just mean..."

Kakashi spares a side glance at Aiko because of her comment, noticing how she's glaring at the floor.

"Naruto, it seems you do not understand the tasks you have been given. Listen-"

That is exactly when everyone stopped paying attention. Most of the squad listened to Naruto's rambling, but Aiko decided to at least pretend she was listening to the Hokage. It was a miracle that the man bought her terrible acting.

"Silence!"

"Oh, sorry."

"Bah! You always lecture me like you're my grandfather or something! But I'm not the little brat who used to pull pranks all the time! I'm not a ninja now, and I want a ninja mission! Hmph!!"

He says this as he's sat down on the floor, criss-cross, puffing out his cheeks... like a brat.

'I'm going to hear about this later...'

Chuckles X2

"Naruto wants us to know he's not a brat. He's a former brat, and he wants a mission. So be it. Since you are so determined, I'm going to give you a C-ranked mission. You'll be bodyguards on a journey."

"Really? Yes! Who?! Are we guarding a princess, or some big-wig counselor?!"

"Don't be so impatient. I will bring him in now. Send in our visitor."

"Hm?"

Silence

Rattle-rattle

Swish

"What the- A bunch of little snot nosed kids?!"

Swish

Gulp, gulp, gulp

Drip

Sigh

"And you, the little one, with the idiotic look on your face, you really expect me to believe you're a ninja?"

"Hahaha! Who's the little one with an idiotic look on his face- Ah?"

Beep beep

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