Butterflies (l.s)

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Hmmmmm to go find me a job or watch Butterbean's Café

Butterbean's what?

It's one of those newer kids shows but like the theme song is stuck in my head cos I was trying to get a job at this one FOOKING school and the kids were all watching it... Now I want to as well 🙃
What do I do Harry 🙃
Yr an idiot but I'm desperately in need of assistance and I can't talk about this shit with anyone else so help me decideeeeeeeeee 🙃

Ooh another interview?
Hmm well I think you should watch it, why not?
I'd join you if I could ;)

Yeah okay I'll watch it..
I feel ashamed but I will try to suppress that feeling bcos I can do whatever tf I want, somehow I've been forgetting that in recent times
My confident side is returning, be prepared world ur about to get rekt 😈

Not rekttttt lol
And umm okay???

What? Don't believe me? M very confident, Harold, very much so

It's not that I don't believe you, it's more like I'm worrying for my safety now :)

Good :)

So are you watching it? Feeling any different?

If you're trying to get Lou out, no. I simply refuse. Bcos you should like me more, not him

You're the same person stop saying him -_-

I don't want to be the same person so stfu I do what I like :p

Fine, at your own pace, whatever~
Enjoy the episode cutie

WTF?!???

Hmm?

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Whattttt
Want me to say no homo cos I won't, ur adorable

No I'm not, he is, I'm not
I'm a grown ass man

Indeed, a very cute grown ass man

Harry shut uppppppp

Ur cute when you whine

HARRYYYYYYYYY
UR SO ANNOYING
I'LL GET MY BIG BEEFY BESTIE TO COME BY UR HOUSE AND KIDNAP YOU

Ooh kinky, that eager to meet me huh? ;)

Hazz I swear to God I'll regress right now before ur very eyes T-T
And I don't want to, I want you to like me too, I'm not alwayssss an asshole ya know 😔

It's okay Lou, whether you regress or not, I like every part of you equally
Ur a great friend to have, I think :)

Fuck off with this sappy shit

No <3

Dickhead <3

"Aww you're so whipped!"

"Gimme my fucking phone, you fucking head lice lobotomised leafweight bitch!" Louis jumped to grab at it but Liam rose it above his head, struggling to read the texts. Eventually Louis stopped trying to attack him and climbed him from behind, asking himself why the fuck he'd decided to get stupid drunk after another failed interview and, to make matters worse, had invited this twat over.

"Oww, L- hey!" He smirked victoriously and Liam just smiled.

"I'm just glad you're letting loose a bit. And don't get all weird with him later just cos he makes you feel a bit soft, okay? He likes you."

"He does not-"

"Fine, whatever. He likes you in a dude bro homie platonical way, alright? And you need more friends so don't do anything dumb."

"Got it."

Louis?
Ah, right, watching the cartoon and all
Have fun baby, I have some tests to mark anyway

I'm more important than tests :(((

Yes you are but I kinda have to do my job at least a bit so enjoy your toon, yeah?

Actually my asshole friend is here so I can't rlly relax like that in front of him

Why not? Remember your little self is nothing to be ashamed of

You keep telling me that and yet I simply cannot believe you 🤔

Louuuuuuuu :(

Anygay, what do you do?? You said tests so I'm guessing u work at a mental facility running tests on the patients from which you absorbed some of the madness, thus explaining why you still speak to me :)

Nope, a school. With kids. Like I've told you before when you were littling. Yk, a normal person's first assumption

Oh so I'M the crazy one?

...yes.
I thought that was already established, sunshine

Don't call me thattttttt

You like it, you said so yourself it's your favourite

I know that's the fucking PROBLEM

Yes yes big macho manly Louis hates feeling soft I know

Thank you. Now go do work bitch

Why I'm having fun :(

Harry you have a job and I don't I can afford to keep bitching to you all night :)
Now go :)
Be :)
A productive :)
Little :)
Shit :)
Unlike :)
Me :)

You're doing amazing Louis, taking care of yourself is wonderful in itself, yeah?

Yeah yeah whatever

Thank you boo, now I have to go but I'll talk to you really soon?

Mhmm nothing to miss here :(

Ur the one who said I should go do work :(

I know but I miss you already, alright? Dammit.
Pretend you didn't read that.
Need to learn to think before typing.

Harry smiled to himself, trying to contain his excitement at Louis' words. He thoughts the man was a sweetheart, honestly. And maybe it was stupid to have a little crush on him but nobody had to know that.

I miss you already too bby, now have fun with your friend who you are blatantly ignoring rn cos of me

He's boring compared to you :(

Lol that's good cos I don't like to share xx