Levi Wants Some Di- | One shot | Short shits

For his birthday..

I actually plan on making two of these... But the second one can wait for tomorrow.

So pakiu.. 🙂

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"Is he seriously sleeping..? And sleeping naked too?" Levi said to himself as he look at the sleeping brunette.

"This brat's house is such mess. I can tell they're partying and get drunk" he grumbles and put the food on the table.

"I've come here to celebrate like you want me to and you're here sleeping, completely wasted.." he took off his coat, fold it then place it on the table "What a pain in the ass.."

He sat down near the brunette who was sleeping soundly on the floor, having only a blanket and pillow. Levi wondered how this bastard can scream with pure rage at the tiniest thing.

"Wake up already brat you're so hopeless..." he shook the brunette by the shoulder but the bastard is still sleeping which irks Levi. Angrily, Levi stood up and decided he goes passive-aggressive "If you want me to fucking celebrate the day of your birth then wake the fuck brat!!" he forcefully pull Eren's blanket but his expression immediately change when he saw something dangerous that he drop the blanket on the floor that was supposedly to cover that "thing" he's seeing now..

"N-no way.." he stuttered, backing away a little.

"There's no fucking way..!" his voice got louder..

"Did this guy seriously got hard in his sleep?! Who the hell let their dick out when sleeping?!" he thought

"What am I gonna do? I can't just cover it then leave like there's nothing happened! Fuck!! Why do I sound like I want it?! Gross!!" he shook his head to get rid of the thought of ever doing risky things like those girls in manga porn.

He, Levi Ackerman, will forever stay pure and will not by any means necessary to touch any person's no no areas or have it inside him... Or having his own inside someone...

Call him lame or whatever, but even though he kept thinking like that, his body seems to want it. Just from hearing about the topic make his body tenses with the strong urge for pleasure and someone's hands on his body. But right now, in this situation, is even worse now that he's looking at someone's dick that was standing high and mighty.

He barely even interact with this person!!! But this Eren guy always comes to him whenever he was caught in the brunette's eyes. A fucking creepy brat is what Levi thought of him..

Levi who's still shock from what his seeing, stood up and with trembling hands, he grab the blanket swiftly and cover the lower body. He was even more frustrated that he can still see the erection.

"I don't know what made this brat pop a boner in his damn sleep but shit I didn't know a man's dick grow this huge!!" he look away immediately, both of his cheeks are still red that doesn't seem to fade away quick.

"I'm getting the fuck out of this place.." he mumbled to himself and frantically unfold his coat. A sudden ringtone indicating someone was calling causes Levi to flinch and stop what he's doing.

He pull out his phone from his pocket and check if it was his, it's not. He looks around for the sound then he eyed the ground. There, near the brunette's head was his damn phone ringing, demanding to be pick up. The urge to kick the sleeping brat's head is extreme but he still managed to stop himself from doing that.

He grab Eren's phone with a very annoying ringtone then sat down next to the brunette's head. His ass is dangerously close to the brunette's face. He check the caller ID, is a blonde dude with a cute button nose. He hesitate at first but he knew this blonde guy is gonna call him back for a second time, so he's like fuck it and answer the call.