Mr Vodka: Okay class, today we have a new student
Random student: New student?! I hope it's not a girl! 😪😪
Levi: *comes in and sat on desk* Congratulations it's a boy!
Everyone: OMG HE'S SO TINY 😍
Levi: I'm not THAT tiny! 😤😤
Mr Vodka: Levi, do you want to introduce yourself?☺
Levi: No
Mr Vodka: Levi pls listen to ur teacher..
Levi: Make me!
Mr Vodka: Do it or I'll tell your father about your behavior in class
Levi: My biological daddy or my sugar daddy?
Mr Vodka: Your what?
Levi: My what?
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Hange: Levi! Levi! Hey! Levi! Levi! Shawty! Shorty! Levi! Hey! Hey! Levi! Levi!
Levi: WHAT?!
Hange: Hi! 🤩✋✨
Levi: 👁👄👁...
Mr Vodka: Alright Levi, your partner is Eren
Levi: Okay-
Mikasa: *smacks Levi with her 🧣* Are you hitting on my boyfriend?! 😡
Levi: No dumbass! He's my partner! And is dat ur scarf?!
Mikasa: Yes 😌
Levi: Omg why is so dusty?! 🤧
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Eren: Hi, I'm Eren ✋
Levi: Hey-
Mikasa: *smacks Levi with book* You shorty don't flirt with him! 👺
Levi: I wasn't flirting on him!
Mikasa: Liar! 👿
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Levi, while sucking on lollipop: Alright Eren, 1+1 equals 3 if u don't wear a condom-
Jean: *steals pen*
Levi: GiMme bAcK mY sAniTiZed PeN!!!
Jean: How about a no?!
Levi: *bites lollipop* GIVE IT BACK!!! *cutely stabs Jean's hand then grabs pen*
Jean: OmG TeAcHer hE StAbBeD mY HaNd!! Did YoU sEe It?!
Mr Vodka: Go ask the nurse for a band-aid.
Jean: HoW Da FaK WiLl Dat WoRk-?!
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Eren: Wow Levi, you're such a baddie 😏😏
Levi: I know 😌💅✨
Historia: I'm a baddie too!! 😤😡
Eren: Do you have a daddy..?
Levi: Wanna be mine~? 😏
Eren: Hell yes-
Mikasa: No he's mine!!! 👺
Levi: Shut up!
Mikasa: No!
Levi: *pushes her chair*
Mikasa: AaGhhH-!! *falls and can't get up* How dare you?? He's mine-
Levi: *slaps*
Mikasa: Owiee, why does it hurts?! 😢
Levi: I'm ✨e v i l✨
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Levi Wants Some Di- | One shot | Short shits
RandomA place where Levi's ass get destroyed. Just feel like making this shit. ‼️Bottom Levi only‼️ Don't like it, leave then
