Levi Wants Some Di- | One shot | Short shits

Levi just wants to eat peacefully

"Let's go!!!" said the sun in it's best DaBaby impression as it rise up to blind human's eyes with it's glorious sunlight but also give humans free vitamin D

But no. We're not gonna talk about the shitty sun.

In the building with a weird name that says "Chicken wings of freedom with extra bones", whoever comes up with dis name really loves chicken huh?

They'e probably horny for chicken-

Forget about who gave the name to the building. Right now, I, your humble author will tell you the story of how a certain man ate his meal peacefully...

Zooming dramatically to the windows, on the white bed lay a small ravenette with his whole body cover by the white blanket showing only his messy black hair.

How cute...~

Anyways, like the Disney princess he is, birbs came flying and lift the blankets off revealing the sleeping boi.

His eyes flutter open then he got up and streeeeeetch like a cat. He got off the bed and made his way to the window. He opens the curtain then the window and shout "Bonjour~!!!"

Everyone did the same and the greetings from the windows continue on.

The raven, known as Levi Lewd Ackerman, first name actually Lady because his mother though she gave birth to a girl who turn out to be a boy.

His middle name is Lewd because the poor mother heard it from some men and thought it was a cute word, too bad she doesn't know the meaning of it.

Neither does Levi himself know the meaning of his middle name.

The raven had a 1 hour shower to make sure there's no germs on every part of his body, of course he uses all kinds of soap, shampoo and basically everything, even his tiny willy.

"Damn, work time I guess!" he said as he took out his clothes from the closet then puts it on.

"Now I have to do crappy things..." he said to himself then got out of his room not before saying goodbye to his broom and the picture of Mr Clean.

He made his way to Hange's lab to get his usual slimming pills and "chill with the cleaning there bud" pills.

He also stole some dick shaped chill pill just in case if Mikasa goes on a Ereh rampage for just breathing next to him.

The tiny boy made his way to the Mess hall wanting a fresh brewed black tea for himself and slices of apples with honey for extra sweetness.

Also to boost his energy.

Giddy in the inside when he realized he was early and no one one was there yet. He can have a peaceful breakfast without a hearing horse noise, Ereh screaming, idiot laughing and chomp chomp

He practically skipped his way to the kitchen and prepare his breakfast like how all Disney princess prepared theirs.

Meaning he did twirl around and placing things perfectly on where they're belong.

He had his apple slice neatly and he even stack them beautifully then he pours honey on it. The tea had it's usual heavenly aroma that calms his mind. Satisfied with his perfect breakfast, he place his food on of the table then sat down.

He was about to dig in when someone burst the door open-

"HOW WAS IT MY FAULT THAT YOU FELL FROM THE BED?!?!" yelled a person

"I KNOW YOU PUSH LAST NIGHT YEAGER. DON'T FUCKING PLAY DUMB!!!" another voice yell. The yelling continues and Levi didn't want to deal with it.

Feeling mentally sad that he didn't get to enjoy his perfect breakfast AGAIN, he shoved the whole thing in his mouth and drink the his tea even though it's still hot.