Levi Wants Some Di- | One shot | Short shits

Double Yeagers (NSFW)

It was a lovely day at the castle... Kind off...

I was heading to Hange's lab one day for another titan experiment, I told myself "After this experiment was done, I'm gonna give captain Levi all my affection because damn commander Erwin was always with him that captain Levi doesn't even wanted to be with me anymore!" 

So anyways, I open the door hoping to be greet by the usual screaming of Hange but instead....

Something erotic but NOT in a good way...

"Um... Hey uhh... Eren.... Look, it's not what it looks like!" Hange starts protesting with a nervous smile while waving their hands around 

If your wondering what the hell have I just witnessed? It's was something possible to be in reality...

My beloved captain Levi was there sitting on top of Hange's table fucking making out with another person who look identical to me... 

ME!!! 

He had his hair tied up in an ugly ass ponytail leaving his bangs, he's also a LOT taller than me and he's having his damn hand touching and groping on captain Levi's body!!!

They didn't even bother to stop!!!!

"What is this!? Who is he!? Hange-san explain!!" I said demandingly while pointing at he sinful activity.

Hange was struggling to find words but that whore man starts unbuttoning captain Levi's clothes then pushes him to lay down while captain Levi had his hand around his bloody neck then his hot ass legs wrap around his waist!!! Okay that looks arrousing but how come Hange haven't stop them yet!?!? No one but me is allowed to kiss captain Levi, and if he did it behind my back I'll punish him for it!

"Eren I can explain-" I push them aside and march to the two before they start doing the hot part. I shove that ugly whore man away then start buttoning and fixing captain Levi's clothes while glaring at him.

"What the hell do you think your doing making out with MY Levi!!! Go fuck someone else you whore man!!!"  I pull Levi close to me, holding him protectively while watching this hobo get up from the floor while groaning.

"I'm literally you so your basically calling yourself a whore man" he said while fixing his hair

"Logic" Levi simply said

"What?"

"He's right, your basically calling yourself a whore man" 

"What!? You agree with him!? And who the hell is he and why are you making out with him when you have me!?!? And how are we identical!?" I was shaking him aggressively till Hange came and smack the back of my head to stop me from making captain Levi dizzy 

"First, that was logic. Second, it's a long story from let's say... yesterday night" he had his hand under his chin

"You were with me yesterday!!!' I shook him more

"I was with Hange yesterday you brat! You were with Mikasa!" 

I stop and try my best to remember and oh my god he was right, I was with Mikasa yesterday and not him....

"Too bad you didn't have all the fun nights with him" This motherfucker dares smirk and pull captain Levi closer by the waist... AWAY FROM ME AS MUSH AS POSSIBLE OF COURSE!!!!

"Wevi should we ditch him an continue~?" 

Ugh! Gross! He was acting meek and flirty while hugging and nuzzling his cheek with captain Levi! 

"Hey Eren, do you want us to explain or what?" Hange said

"Of course!"

"Then for once shut the fuck the up and let us speak!!!" they rage and I obediently kneel down facing three of them like a knight because my princess was here ABOUT TO GET FUCK BY SOMEONE THAT LOOK LIKE ME BUT OLDER!!!!