Levi Wants Some Di- | One shot | Short shits

Chilli'n

Not nice or anything, just Levi chilling...

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The weather was being nice and not shitty to humankind today and everyone's grateful for it even for Levi who had decided he should spend more time outside instead of being an emo teenager inside his house all day.

Hange suggested (forced) Levi to take a break from writing and typing very intelligent paragraphs everyday. It was considered unhealthy, stressful and inhuman of him to stay up for long nights finishing work and only drank coffee or black tea.

And here he is, at the beach witnessing a giant naked dickless monster with an ugly long brown hair fighting with another giant naked dickless monster but it had those weird scales all over it's body.

Everyone on the beach ran for their life, some record the fight from a safe distance and some died by getting stepped on while Levi stays on his spot as if his not done watching his movie in 4K.

It looks like Iron Man but his skin are dry, cracked and was in desperate need of lotion and water. While it's opponent looks like monster Ken doll.

They were fighting in the ocean, the Ken doll monster punch the dry Iron Man's gut with it's Elsa's ice armored hand and creates a hole on dry Iron Man's gut.

Ken doll monster proceeds to give dry Iron Man a bite of it's dry ass foot with long sharp witch nail by doing a flying kick on his face.

"Holy shit, he nailed it" Levi said and takes a sip of his tea.

Levi apakah-?

Dry Iron Man screms like a bitch in pain, grabs Ken doll monster and yeet that motherfucker across the ocean.

"What a baby.. If that dry ass freak was small I'd drop kick that turd to space and into the black hole" Levi mumbles and once again taking a sip of his tea.

For once, Hange's forceful suggestion  to chill outside it's a good idea. He even get to watch a live action movie in 4K for free without even going to the theater.

Ken doll monster got up, very angry, it decided to go passive-aggressive mode. He tackle that dry skinned bitch starts smashing it's face with both it's Elsa's ice armored hand.

"Ugh, gross. It's gonna need plastic surgery for that-Oof! Never mind, the Ken doll it's making it worse" Levi was now witnessing the Ken doll monster treating dry Iron Man like a rag doll.

And by treating, I mean grabbing by it's legs and smashed it's face side to side on the ground. But in their case, the ocean.

"Idk these dickless monster but poor Iron Man wannabe monster" Levi said to himself.

"Alright, I'm outta here. This is taking way too long" Levi pack his stuff and left their battlefield.

Chilling outside is fun, but Levi's never doing it again.