Alex:Oh la la~🙄
Torcher:This isn't what it looks like-
Alex:Do my eyes deceive me?Or does the tough general have a crush on one of his soldiers?Torcher and Soldier blushed out of embarrasment and flustration.
Torcher:I-
Alex:Don't worry,your secret's safe with me,no one's gonna know.
???:Hm!They saw a pig with red and blue gradient eyes,her name is Fiona.
Fiona:I know...hm!
Fiona ran away
Torcher:She's gonna tell everybody😧
Soldier:Who's she?
Torcher:Fiona,Ben's step sister.
Soldier:Ok
???:YOU TWO ARE DATING?!
Torcher:I knew she was gonna tell everybody.😒The entire outpost ran to the bedroom and they were all shocked.
Thomas:Caught in 4k lil bro!
Victor:4k!
Ben:I should've known.
Alex:Eh
Torcher:This is all a misunderstanding,Soldier and I are not dating.
Robin:You better not be-
Thomas:Oh shut your homophobic mouth Robin!All the soldiers gasped in shock
Soldier 1:Robin?Homophobic?
Soldier:Dang,I didn't think he was THAT bad.
Torcher:Couldn't agree more.
Thomas:Oops!My mouth slipped,homophobic piece of crap.
Robin:Hey what was that for?!
Victor:Thomas,I think you should apologize to him-
Robin:Shut up you bi freak.
Thomas:HEY!DON'T TALK TO MY FRIEND LIKE THAT!Thomas kicked Robin towards the wall outside the bedroom.Everyone was suprised.
Soldier:Holy moly macaroni!
Ben:Not another fight.😓Robin charged at Thomas and punched him in the face,Thomas's nose started bleeding but he wiped it off and kicked Robin on the chin,pinned him down and punched him continuasly until he started bleeding.
Torcher:Thomas get off him!
Torcher ran towards them and pulled Thomas off from Robin.
Torcher:Someone!Take Robin to the med-bay!
A quarter of the soldiers ran to pick up Robin and took him to the med-bay.
Thomas:HEY!I'M NOT DONE WITH YOU!
Torcher:Bro calm down.
Thomas:DON'T TELL ME TO CALM DOWN!Torcher carried Thomas on his back and waited for Alex to finish healing Robin,it took a long time due to how many times Thomas had punched Robin but he got better.When Robin walked out,he gave Thomas a death glare and he glared back,this wasn't over.Torcher put Thomas in the med-bay and waited outside,Thomas eventually got patched up and decided to head to the cafateria to get some alchohol.
Thomas:*sigh*Calm down Thomas,calm down.Maybe 3 or 4 bottles of alchohol will make me feel better,or even 9 bottles.
???:Woah that much bottles?You gotta take it easy there.Thomas saw Soldier sitting next to him.
Thomas:What do you want loser?
Soldier:Just trying to check on you.
Thomas:I'm good now shut up and leave me in peace.
Soldier:What was the fight with Robin about?Aren't you two friends?
Thomas:We were friends,until...
Soldier:Until what?
Thomas:*sigh*Nevermind,just leave,I want to be alone.
Soldier:Are you sure?
Thomas:Yes now go before I make you leave.
Soldier:Okay okay,geez.Soldier walked away.
Thomas:*sigh*Maybe 8 bottles will do better.
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"We're made for eachother" Torcher x Soldier(Piggy AU)
RomanceA pig named Soldier has gotten a job at the outpost and becomes great friends with the general,and their friendship might evolve into romance.(P. S, this sets place after the infection)