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Germany: Hmm... Italy do you know vhy we're here?

Italy: *Gets off Unicorn I bought Him* I dont-a know-a! But you look very nice today Mr.Germany!

Japan: Hellro Germany-chan.

Italy: Oh! Oh! I got a game we can play!

Germany and Japan: Vhat is it?

Italy: Its called Pocky! France showed me it!

Japan: How do you play?

Italy: Well, you take this candy stick, then two people hold the ends and try to get to the middle at the same-a time!

Germany: Doesn't that mean...

Japan: I think it does...

Italy: Let's play, please! *Puppy Dog Eyes*

Germany: *Sigh* Fine...

Italy: Yay! You and Japan can go first!

Japan: >\\\\\

Germany: >/////

*Germany and Japan slowly make there way to the middle*

*Germany drops out right out before the Kiss*

Italy: Ah! You-a failed! Its Germany and me this time!

Germany:"Vell its Italy, I've kissed him before. CRAP. That vaz on his forehead! If I back out now I might break his feelings!"

Italy: Come on Germany!

Germany: Okay...

*Italy and him Both make it to the Middle*

Germany: Mmm...

Japan: *Slowly takes Out Camera*

Germany And Italy: * Still Kissing*

Fangirls: * Takes out Phones*

*Germany and Italy stop*

Japan & Fan girls: DAMMIT!
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WHO ELSE HERE SHIPS GREITA??!!

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