Is you don't understand why I'm here,
IM GERMAN
Remember Ze Fact!
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Me: Hey Luddy you want to get some dinner with Kiku?
Germany: Vhat about Feli?
Me: Worried about your boyfriend, eh?
Germany: No...
Me: Sure.... I think Feli's hanging out with France.
Germany: Oh, Okay. Let's get Kiku then.
*TIME SKIP BROUGHT TO YOU BY FRANCES PANTS*
Germany: We're here.
Me: I knew that Dummkopf.
Germany: I'm not a Idiot.
Me: I know.
Me: *Knocks on door*
Japan: Oh Hellro Abby-san and Germany-chan.
Germany: Guten Tag Japan. I-
Abby: WE
Germany: *sigh* We vere wondering if you would like to get dinner with us.
Japan: Sure, just ret me get my coat.
*TIME SKIP TO RESTAURANT *
Japan: This is a very nice prace.
Me: Thank you, my grandfather founded it.
Waiter: What would you- Oh, Hello Abby, Since your here, would you like me to tell the chef?
Me: No, you don't have to
Waiter: CHEF ELIAS (E-lie-es)
Chef: Hmm?
Chef: OH, SHE HAS RETURNED.
Me: I COME HERE EVERY TUESDAY.
Me: Wait, I feel special.
Germany: Why does she get all the attention?
Me: DEN MUND. ICH MEINEN BESONDERS (Shut Up. I feel special.)
Japan: Is she speaking German?
Germany: Yes. ERZÄHLEN SIE MIR NICHT, WAS ZU TUN! [(I think thats correct?) Don't tell me what to do]
Me: WHATEVAH, I DO WHAT I WANT.
Germany: I'm leaving...
Me: What? NO DONT GO I LOVE CHUU maybe not as much as Russia BUT STILL
Japan: I ship it...
