How to make Germans Mad

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Is you don't understand why I'm here,

IM GERMAN

Remember Ze Fact!
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Me: Hey Luddy you want to get some dinner with Kiku?

Germany: Vhat about Feli?

Me: Worried about your boyfriend, eh?

Germany: No...

Me: Sure.... I think Feli's hanging out with France.

Germany: Oh, Okay. Let's get Kiku then.

*TIME SKIP BROUGHT TO YOU BY FRANCES PANTS*

Germany: We're here.

Me: I knew that Dummkopf.

Germany: I'm not a Idiot.

Me: I know.

Me: *Knocks on door*

Japan: Oh Hellro Abby-san and Germany-chan.

Germany: Guten Tag Japan. I-

Abby: WE

Germany: *sigh* We vere wondering if you would like to get dinner with us.

Japan: Sure, just ret me get my coat.

*TIME SKIP TO RESTAURANT *

Japan: This is a very nice prace.

Me: Thank you, my grandfather founded it.

Waiter: What would you- Oh, Hello Abby, Since your here, would you like me to tell the chef?

Me: No, you don't have to

Waiter: CHEF ELIAS (E-lie-es)

Chef: Hmm?

Chef: OH, SHE HAS RETURNED.

Me: I COME HERE EVERY TUESDAY.

Me: Wait, I feel special.

Germany: Why does she get all the attention?

Me: DEN MUND. ICH MEINEN BESONDERS (Shut Up. I feel special.)

Japan: Is she speaking German?

Germany: Yes. ERZÄHLEN SIE MIR NICHT, WAS ZU TUN! [(I think thats correct?) Don't tell me what to do]

Me: WHATEVAH, I DO WHAT I WANT.

Germany: I'm leaving...

Me: What? NO DONT GO I LOVE CHUU maybe not as much as Russia BUT STILL

Japan: I ship it...

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