Me: What are two arguing about?
Canada: *In Headlock by America* He won't let me go!
America: NOT UNTIL YOU SAY AMERICA IS BETTER!
Canada: Its Not!
America: Name a reason why Canada's better.
Canada: Well, *inhale*
Canada: FREE HEALTH CARE!
America: So.
Canada: MARRIAGE EQUALITY
America: ........
Canada: AND
Canada: KINDER EGGS
America: *Unleases Canada*
Me: Holy Shit...
