25 Ways to Annoy Hetalians

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1. Say "Aru" after everything you say.

2. Instead of saying yes say "Da"

3.ONLY talk about how awesome you are.

4. Run up to random people and insist they marry you in a creepy way.

5.Take everything in a preverted way and say "Ohonhonhonhonhon~"

6.Whenever someone annoys you, loom at them with creepy smile and Say "Kol Kol Kol Kol"

7. Laugh like America at everything that's not funny, and don't when something is.

8. Act and Talk like Poland, then at random time, switch to another character.

9. Run around demanding to be recognized as a country.

10. At inappropriate times sing " MARUKAITE CHIKYUU MARUKAITE CHIKYUU MARUKAITE MARUKAITE CHIKYUU BOKU HETALIA"

11. When someone talks or touches you scream "DONT HURT ME IM A VIRGIN! VIRGINS ARE NO FUN TO KILL!"

12. At random times talk to a space or air knowing its "Flying Mint Bunny"

13. Pretend to see Englands "Friends", like Uni and Pirate

14.When you go to a nice place, start having a giggle fit and start thinking of Hetalia.

15. Ask a person if they can show you a World Map. Start a giggle fit. You know why. XD

16. Talk in a terrible British accent.

17. Carry around a metal pole and hit people with it if they question you.

18. Wear a scarf all the time. If someone asks you to take it off stare at them and say kolkolkolkolkol...

19. Carry a Tomato with you in public places. Take a bite out of it at random times.

20. When someone annoys you while you're eating curse them with Englands bad food spell.

21. Act happy and always have a smile, until someone pisses you off... then act creepy like Russia

22. Shout " IM THE HEROO!"

23. Ask people if they seen Prussia.( Historians Maybe?)

24.Randomly start talking how awesome (insert favorite character here) is.

25. Have a piano app and use it randomly.

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