Thor's Despicable Brother (Thor/The Hunger Games One Shot)

Thor's Despicable Brother

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE LEAVING ME?!" Gale shouted, tears streaking down his cheeks.

"It's only for a few hours, brother. I'll be back before you know it!" Thor replied, trying to calm him down.

Let's go back a bit. You all know Thor, the god of thunder, the son of Odin of Asgard. He's that extremely attractive avenger, whom everyone loved, and who's got that beautiful, intelligent girlfriend, Jane Foster.

Gale, Thor's brother, on the other hand, was not so great. Yeah, he may have had good looks like his brother, yet he lacked a great personality, failed at everything he did, and had never been able to win a girl's heart.

Thor and Gale had been living in New York City together, since Thor joined the Avengers and wanted to spend more time with Jane. Gale just decided to tag-a-long since everyone in Asgard despised him and he had nowhere else to go.

Anyways, back to the story. Thor had just told Gale that he'll be going out with Jane that night. As you can see, it didn't turn out too well.

"Can you take me with you?" Gale requested, after relaxing a bit.

"Gale, you know I love spending time with you, but this is a date, and you would be third wheeling," Thor told him. "It'd be very awkward."

"So you think I'm awkward?" Gale snapped.

"No, I didn't mean it like that...."

"PLEASE TAKE ME WITH YOU! YOU'RE ALL I HAVE! NO ONE ELSE LOVES ME BUT YOU!" Gale sobbed. That was true, Thor was the only person that always stood by him.

"Hey don't say that, brother, people do love you," Thor protested, even though it wasn't true.

"Just take me with you. I'm begging you. Please!"

Thor sighed. "Fine, you can come, but I have to make sure it's okay with Jane first."

"Yay, Shrek dance!" Gale exclaimed happily, doing some weird dance he made up; his hands clutched into fists, swaying them from side to side, while stomping his feet.

Thor glared at him, but didn't say anything, for he would never want to hurt his own brother's feelings. Although one way or another, he had to help Gale get out of his Shrek obsession. It's really embarrassing!

Gale was not just obsessed with Shrek, Shrek was his role model! He's watched all four Shrek movies everyday. He'd sometimes call himself Shrek and would call Thor 'Donkey'. He even bought a Shrek outfit at the mall. The sad part was that ever since he got it, he never took a shower, for he wanted to smell like an ogre, and have the outfit germs on him forever. Therefore, he wore that outfit everyday since he got it. Now you know why girls never went out with him.

Thor, taking a deep breath, pulled out his phone and dialed Jane's number.

Seconds later, Jane picked up. "Hey!"

"Hello, Jane," Thor responded. "So about our date tonight, mind if Gale joins us?"

"Again?" Jane sighed. This wasn't the first time Gale had ruined their date.

"I'm sorry, I really am, but you know how my brother is," he apologized.

"Did he cry again?"

"Yup."

"Throw a fit?"

"Like always."

"Man, I wish we could have some alone time for once!" Jane exclaimed.

"Me too," Thor agreed.

"You sure there's no one else Gale can hang out with?" she asked.