It hasn't even been a day.
"WAKE UP, TEAM SMYL!"
"Shut the hell up!" Who the hell thought getting us all up at the crack of fucking dawn was a good idea?
"Good morning to you too, Y/N," Seryu Ubiquitous, my oh-so-wonderful Team Leader, apparently.
"Five more minutes," My best friend, Lubbock Kaufmann groans and covers his head with a pillow.
"Haven't you heard of Beauty Sleep?" My fellow former Night Raid member, now teammate, Mine Sakura whines.
"Shut it, you pretentious prat. No amount of 'Beauty Sleep' is going to fix that disaster you call a face," Now, you see, most people wouldn't shoot at you for such a harmless comment. The Cat Faunus known as Mine Sakura, however, isn't a normal person with normal functioning brain cells.
"WHAT DID YOU SAY!?!?" Mine yelled before pulling out her weapon, Pumpkin, a large customizable rifle that she fires using her semblance which uses her situation and emotions to determine the power and size of the shots as well as if they're bullet-like projectiles or a fucking laser.
"YOU'RE BEING A LITTLE DRAMATIC, MINE!!"
"THIS IS A PERFECTLY NORMAL RESPONSE!!"
"It's too early, man," Lubbo yawns.
Mine fires and I just barely manage to avoid the beam of energy that came out of the oversized rifle.
Luckily, the window was open, and there just so happened to be no buildings after ours so the beam hit nothing... except for a few birds.
"WHY ARE YOU SHOOTING THAT OVERSIZED TOASTER IN A BUILDING!?!?"
"STAY STILL SO I CAN KILL YOU!!"
"So, uh, wanna get breakfast or something?" Lubbo asks Seryu who had, somehow, unpacked all of our bags and neatly organized our clothes and belongings in the span of a few minutes.
"Sure!" Seryu grabbed Lubbo by the arm and I did not see him again until he showed up for class.
Mine fired Pumpkin again and same window, different birds.
"YOU'RE KILLING A BUNCH OF BIRDS YOU FREAKY FELINE!!"
"AAAAAARRGH!!"
Later.
Ah, back to not listening to a screaming cat trying oh so hard to get my attention.
But now I'm stuck listening to some old man.
"Monsters! Deeeemons... Prowlers of the night! Yes, the creatures of Grimm have many names, but I merely refer to them as prey! Ha-ha!" I'm gonna throw Incursio off a cliff if he keeps glaring at me.
"Uhhhh... And you shall too, upon graduating from this prestigious academy! Now, as I was saying: Vale, as well as the other three kingdoms, are safe havens in an otherwise treacherous world! Our planet is absolutely teeming with creatures that would love nothing more than to tear you to pieces! And that's where we come in. Huntsmen! Huntresses..." creepy professor then winks at a student. "Individuals who have sworn to protect those who cannot protect themselves! From what, you ask? Why, the very world!"
"Ayyyy-yep!" Some rando stands up with his fist in the air like a loser before sitting back down.
"That is what you are training to become. But first: A story. A tale of a young, handsome man... Me! When I was a boy..." and that's where I zoned out.
I wonder how my parents found out about my death. Probably didn't really care much. They never did. Maybe I picked up my nonchalant attitude from them. Would probably be the best thing I ever got from them.
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