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"TKACHUK CLAN"

dad
is this a bad time to say
the blues remain undefeated

momma
KEITH
STOP IT
YES IT IS

idiot #1
i am going to leave
this gc on do not disturb
for a lil bit

momma
YOUR SON JUST LOST
A GAME RIGHT BEFORE
PLAY OFFS AND YOU SAY THAT

dad
i mean blues pride

momma
keith.
stop.

me
low blow dad

favorite sibling
that was comical

momma
taryn.

me
COMICAL?
do you even know what that word means?

favorite sibling
yes i do
i happen to go to college too

me
i forget sometimes
sometimes what you say
really shows the opposite

favorite sibling
HEY
MOM DO YOU SEE THIS

momma
why is everybody acting like this

me
well I WAS JUST
AT A GAME WHERE WE LOST
AND THE TEAM IS CHOKING
BEFORE PLAYOFFS
THEN DAD COMES IN HERE
WITH HIS bLuEs pRiDe
SO I AM A LITTLE ANNOYED
AND MATTY WAS BEING ANNOYING

momma
he was making a
bad joke at the wrong time
he's sorry

dad
what she said ^

me
wHaT sHe SaId

dad
don't mock me

me
dOn'T mOcK mE

dad
ok then
i will do it back to you
mAtTy wAs BeInG aNnOyInG

me
he was

favorite sibling
maybe you were being annoying

me
you're not my favorite sibling

idiot #2
WHAT
WHAT ABOUT ME
SHE IS YOUR FAVORITE

idiot #1
WE LIVE TOGETHER
AND SHES YOUR FAVORITE

me
i hate all of u rn

idiot #2
I TOOK YOU TO ALLSTARS WITH ME

me
YOU WILL REGRET THAT SOON
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
BUT
YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO
TAKE YOUR FAMILY

favorite sibling
riley 😳

idiot #2
WHAT IT THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN
"you'll regret it soon"
WTF DOES THAT MEAN

me
hehehe
nothing

idiot #2
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN
IT COULD'VE JUST BEEN ME AND EMMA
FOR A ROMANTIC GETAWAY
AND I BRING YOU AND
YOU SAY "YOU WILL REGRET IT SOON"

dad
you didn't even ask us to go

idiot #2
how many times have you gone?

dad
still

momma
i have 4 children

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