phoenix: *walks into the office to see Maya duck taped to the wall*
Maya: ...hi
phoenix: ...i can't leave you alone for more than five minutes
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phoenix: *coughs*
maya: ?!?!?!?
phoenix: ..viol--
maya: ARE YOU DYING?!!
phoenix: *sighs* no I'm just sick--
maya: I'LL KILL YOUR SICKNESS!!!
phoenix: maya no that's not how that works--
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maya: you know you made it when you see your picture up everywhere you go
phoenix: violet..., those are wanted posters of a runaway criminal!
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phoenix: MAYA WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!!?!
maya: *hanging from the chandelier* WHAOOOOOOO!!! ONWARD NOBDAL STEAD!!
phoenix: *running up the stairs* MAYA GET DOWN FROM THEIR RIGHT FUCKING NOW
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maya: *texts phoenix at 3am*
phoenix: *replies*
maya: ...
maya: *barges into nick's room* why are you up so late, go to bed and sleep!!
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maya: hey nick, did you know that "thot" is slang for "thoughtful person"
phoenix: *stares at her in horror and confusion*...
phoenix: violet, who taught you that?!
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maya: aww nick, You really put everything aside and came all this way just for me? How did you even get here so fast?
phoenix: Several traffic violations, Three counts of resisting arrest, Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks , Also, that's not my car
phoenix: but that doesn't matter right now, are you okay are you hurt?!
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maya: My gaydar is unmatched. I can tell whether or not a person is gay with just a single glance
phoenix: ..violet, Franziska's been hitting on you for three weeks
maya: ...
maya: *blushes red* s-she's what?!
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maya: *drops her burger by mistake*
maya: My burger!! It was innocent...!
phoenix: ..maya are you--
maya: SHHH! I must grieve!
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phoenix: would you please stop calling peanut butter that
maya: what's wrong with stick nut juice?!
phoenix: EVERYTHING!!, LITERALLY EVERYTHING!!
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phoenix: *had a terrible long day and is mentally drained and tired out*
maya; *cheerful as ever* hey nick how are your day!!
phoenix: *stares at her*...
phoenix: *softly smiles as he hugs her*
maya: *surprised* n-nick?
phoenix: ..what did i ever do to deserve someone as amazing as you in my life?
maya: aww nick!, *hugs back* i love you too!!
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maya: ..you deserve an award for putting up with me
phoenix: you are my award violet, the best award i ever had in my life
larry: man nick, you deserve an award for putting up with me
phoenix: yeah i know, your fucking annoying as shit
larry: HEY!!
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Ace Attorney Incorrect Quotes/ Short Stories
Fanfici know i keep deleting these, but this one is here to stay, short stories are not canon to the AL-9 series, nothing here is relevant to the AL-9 series suggestions are abablie Warning; read wrightwotth AL-9 warings before reading his book
