parrot: *sqwak*
maya: You sly bastard! I never would've thought of that!
judge: Wait. Can she actually understand the parrot or is she just messing with us?
phoenix: knowing my sister, it's probably both
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phoenix: Allow me to indulge myself in what every defense attorney has wanted to say to their prosecutor or judge.
phoenix: *middle finger* FUCK ALL OF YOU!!
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witness: *fake af* i'm' so sorry
phoenix: YOU DON'T SAY SORRY ANYMORE THAT WORD MEANS NOTHING IN YOUR MOUTH!!
miles: *holding him back* WRIGHT CALM DOWN!!
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maya: OBJECTION!! that's!!....bad for our case
judge: ...
miles: ...
phoenix: ...
judge: uh..
judge: I'm sorry miss fey but, ...that is sorta, ...Mr Edgeworth's job
maya: *awkwardly laughs and smiles* i didn't think that would work and it didn't
phoenix: *sighs and facepalms* can we have a recess
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"a case where it involves sex and murder, investigating the crime scene"
phoenix: *sighs* i didn't even want her near this case, it's too inappropriate for her
gumshoe: pal she's almost seven-teen I'm sure she can handle--
maya: *dicks up a dildo* hey nick, look what I found!!
phoenix: wha--*red-faced* MAYA WHERE DID YOU GET THAT?!!
gumshoe: hu-*blushes tint of red* oh boy...
maya: on the ground over there, what is it!?
phoenix: MAYA PUT THAT DOWN AND GO WASH YOUR HANDS!!
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Ace Attorney Incorrect Quotes/ Short Stories
Fanfictioni know i keep deleting these, but this one is here to stay, short stories are not canon to the AL-9 series, nothing here is relevant to the AL-9 series suggestions are abablie Warning; read wrightwotth AL-9 warings before reading his book
