Funny Facts & Jokes

50 Funny Facts & Jokes

hey guys..this is my first book hope you like my facts which i wrote..

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1# Biggest trouble of this world is..

The stupids are highly confident..

The intelligents are full of doubts..

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2# Universal truth we learnt in schools

"Sun rises in the east and sets in the west."

Fact:"Sun neither rises nor sets, only earth rotates.

Moral: "Education spoils our common sense !

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{I'm not critizing any country or any teacher or anything its just a message which one if my Indian friend texted to me on Facebook.}

3# How Indian profesors spk English:

1.Dont dare talk in frnt of my back!

2.Both of u 3 gt out of d class!

3.Tak 5cm wire of any length!

4.I hav 2 daughtrs,both r girls!

5.All of u stand in straight circle!

6.Quiet..

D Principal just passd away!

7.Y r u lukin at d monkey outsyd d window wen i'm here.

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4# What does it mean if a cat crosses ur way when u r going somewhere

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It means that the cat is also going somewhere..!!!

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5# 'Woman' has "Man" in it.

'Mrs' has "Mr" in it.

Female' has "Male" in it.

'She' has "He" in it.

So boys r alwys incomplt witout Girls.

Girls rock...!!!

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6# If yu wanna achieve somethin' in life den alwys listn to yur brain- & if brain dosnt answr den close yur eyes &think "DO I REALY HAV A BRAIN!"

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7# All 'Girls' R Beautiful After lights R Switched Off!

-Shakespeare!

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All 'Boys' R Innocent Before lights R Switched Off!

-Shakespeare Wife!

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8# Q- What is diffrence between problem & talent ?

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Ans-

2 boys love 1 girl= problem!