Charles: a apple a day keeps the doctor away
Mick: a book a day keeps reality away.
Lance: an adventure a day keeps boredom away.
Esteban: what's going on?
Pierre: I don't know
Vallteri: A glass of alcohol a day keeps the sadness away.
Kimi: true
Daniel: An blowjob a day keeps the hoes away.
Seb: this is getting worse by the second.
Max: a murder a day keeps idiots away
Seb: that's enough!!!
Yuki: should we be scared Max is going to murder someone?
Pierre: no Charles is still alive
Charles: 😒
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Max: I just realized how weird synonyms are.
Lewis: what?
Lando: why?
Max: I'm inviting you to my cottage in the forest? Sounds nice right?
Yuki: yes
Charles: when? 😉
Pierre: 😒
Seb: where is this going?
Max: I invite you to my cabin in the woods, sounds like I'm going to kill you.
Daniel: I mean you just said a murder a day keeps the idiots away 🤷♂️
Max: 😒
Charles: I understand you!!
Pierre: my fav is butt dial vs booty call
Lando: 🤣
George: that's a good one
Charles: wait "forgive me father I have sinned,"
Charles: what Max would say: "sorry daddy, I have been naughty".
Max: I WOULD NOT
Seb: that's great, language is canceled!
Mick: you would
Lance: 😭😂
Max: Mick why? you're supposed to be my friend?
Lando: and they expose each other
Max: well in that case 😏
Lando removed Max from the chat
Mick: thank you 🙏
Esteban: what?
Charles: yeah he knows too much
Seb: do we want to know?
Antonio: definitely yes
Mick: nooooooooo
Charles: absolutely not
Guanyu: why does it always involves Max and Charles?
Pierre: cause they are a nightmare together
Esteban: they are the worst
Lance: especially if Mick is with them
George: what??
Lando: tell us more
Kimi: they managed to destroy the mother home of Ferrari in 2003.
Daniel: what?
Kimi: oh yeah I was with McLaren and heard it
Fernando: yeah I heard this too but Charles wasn't with them yet
Lewis: how do you know?
Fernando: me and Kimi were already in F1 just like Micheal and Jos
Seb: how old were they?!?
Kimi: 7 and 4 I think
Mick: I'm pretty sure Max was still 6
Daniel: well where you Max!?
Lewis: Max?
Lando: I removed him 😂
Kevin: and no one added him back?
Nico added Max to the chat
Max: that was mean
Kimi: how old were you when you destroyed the Ferrari mother home in 2003?
Max: oh that day 😂😭
Fernando: Yess that day
Max: 6
Mick: see I told you guys
Nicky: so what happened?
Kimi: Did you guys never wonder why they have a extra lock on the kitchen door?
Charles: no
Carlos: I didn't realize
Seb: THEY LIT THE KITCHEN ON FIRE AT THAT AGE!?!
Fernando: wait that's the reason??
Max: yes we were playing around at the Ferrari bc Micheal was nice and walked off cause we were hungry and found the kitchen I still don't know how we ended up with the fire.
Mick: I only remember seeing all the flames and max dragging me away.
Lewis: oh my god
Fernando: I remember how panicked everyone was bc they lost the two of you
Kimi: they made us at a McLaren search for the two of you
Max: they did?
Kimi: yes, after that they locked the kitchen door and only give the code to people they trust in the kitchen
Charles: ah so that's why they don't tell me the code to get in
Carlos: you can't get in? 😂😭
Seb: I told them not to give it to him
Pierre: that makes more sense
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De TodoDaniel decides to put every driver in one groupchat, it will follow the timeline from the Turkish GP 2021. Including ships, team bosses and private chats. Sequel behind the text with the background stories. The first few chapters are bad you can s...
