F1 Groupchat

Big bosses

Mike: I still have a question

Christian: go ahead

Mike: Who are all in a relationship and how did you all find out?

Toto: Christian has been here the longest

Franz: and it started with his first golden boy

Mike: with Sebastian?

Christian: yeah at his first year with Red Bull. He started getting close with Kimi who was at Ferrari

Franz: how did you even found out?

Christian: Mark Webber snitched on them. So I never told them they were quite private.

Franz: private?!? They used to get in between the motor homes all the time

Zak: and nobody saw them??

Franz: no they did however stopped doing that in 2015

Toto: yeah they were pretty obvious until then

Andreas: so what happened for them to stop?

Franz: Max joined Torro Rosso

Toto: that was the reason?

Mattia: ah yeah Maurizio told me he heard them talking about not wanting to accidentally traumatize Max

Franz: yet they all took him out clubbing

Christian: what!??

Franz: yeah remember when they all went out? They always sneaked Max with them. Pretty sure that boy knows more than we do

Toto: he was 17!

Christian: you let them??

Franz: I trusted them

Otmar: so how did the rest found out?

Zak: Carlos and Lando were obvious

Andreas: I'm surprised it took them this long but at least I won the bet

Jost: what?

Zak: after two months of them as team mates it was too obvious so we made a bet we didn't know it was going to take them almost 3 years.

Mattia: Carlos still hangs out a lot at McLaren and Lando always tries to sneak into Ferrari but we all see him.

Andreas: Lando can't sneak around

Guenther: Nico trying to sneak into Haas was way worse, he is like a giant

Zak: 😂

Mick: I was wondering where he went the last two races

Frederic: I have been extremely lucky, I only have Valtteri sneaking around.

Toto: Valtteri? What?

Jost: ah yeah that was a surprising one.

Zak: this one I don't know, so tell me more

Frederic: don't know when it happened but Valtteri and Nicholas are together

Toto: since when?

Jost: somewhere during winter break

Christian: maybe during their Disney trip?

Toto: Disney trip??

Christian: yes I was there as well with my kids and wife. Was at the same hotel and saw Nicky and Val getting in the same room

Frederic: they were sharing?

Guenther: you should have shared that earlier that was the whole point I made this chat!!

Christian: will do next time

Mick: how many more relationships are there?

Mattia: Pierre and Charles

Franz: took them ages as well

Mattia: yeah definitely

Frederic: I honestly taught it was already going to happen when Charles was still with Sauber

Christian: was that in 2018?

Frederic: yes why?

Christian: I'm pretty sure Charles sneaked into Max his drivers room after the summer break a couple of times

Zak: now I'm confused

Toto: no way!?

Christian: not sure what happened but after that season I think Daniel and Max got official.

Zak: so when did Lewis came into the picture bc when I walked in on them they were with three

Christian: I think the somewhere in the middle of last season

Toto: Max was already sneaking into Lewis his drivers room after the first race

Christian: damm

Otmar: and no one decided to tell them we know?

Zak: Well they obviously know that I know

Andreas: is this the reason you told Lando he was your favorite?

Zak: yes

Guenther: Nico and Kevin also know about me

Mike: should I be worried about Lance?

Guenther: yes

Otmar: last year he got closer with Mick and Esteban. So yes

Toto: George and Alex too

Jost: yeah I have noticed that as well

Zak: also did you all see the photo of Max in a kitten costume?

Christian: no and I'm pretty sure I don't want to

Guenther: what??

Zak: Daniel accidentally left his phone open after the meeting.

Mattia: yeah I saw the photo

Toto: how?

Mattia: Charles also left his phone open on accident, it was something else

Guenther: why?

Zak: it was a Halloween costume 😂

Christian: I'm so happy I have not seen it

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Since I got positive feedback on the chat between the team bosses I will try to do include them a little bit more. The main focus will still be the drivers group chat.