F1 Groupchat

Team bosses

Toto: so now that everything is settled I feel like we need to add the new team bosses

Christian: we will change the chat when the first race comes

Mike: I feel like we should add them cause it's been awfully quite in the chat the last couple of months

Frederic: we all know why

Franz: yeah, that outburst was something else

Toto: it was to expected with how they treated Daniel.

Christian: I still can't believe how much ice cream you guys are giving Max

Toto: it didn't slow his car down

Mattia: he still won the championship

Otmar: yeah because you guys weren't able to get your strategies right

Guenther: I'm ready for the new season

Toto: I'm just glad Mick is with us

Max: I still think he and Daniel deserved an actual seat.

Max: and I'm not getting that much ice cream

Zak: what are you still doing here?

Max: I can ask the same question

Zak: I'm still the ceo of McLaren

Max: yeah well no other ceo is in this chat

Andreas: there are also no other drivers in this chat

Max removed Andreas
Max removed Zak
Max removed Mattia
Max removed Jost

Max: you guys really need to remove people that are not on the grid anymore

Guenther: Grosjean said he is still in the drivers groupchat......

Max: that chat got deleted after the 2016 season.

Franz: it is deleted?

Max: yes

Christian: so there is no groupchat between the drivers?

Max: no

Franz: if I give you ice cream is your answer going to change?

Max: you can always give me ice cream but my answer wouldn't change

Franz: well let's add the new guys

Toto added James Vowles
Frédéric added Allesandro Alunni Bravi
Toto added Andrea Stella

Otmar: welcome to the grid everyone, this chat is just to make sure our drivers aren't getting into trouble and to discuss important matters.

Guenther: and to gossip

James: so why is Max is this chat?

Max: I had to make sure some people knew they were hypocrites

Guenther: he was angry how McLaren treated a certain driver.

Max: they were no different than you

Max: you're lucky Mick is currently a reserve driver for a top team otherwise...

James: you think Mercedes is a top team right now?

Toto: the fuck you went to WILLIAMS

Christian: I mean if Ferrari is still going mess up their strategies you guys are probably the only competition

Frédéric: I can assume you the strategies will be better at Ferrari this year!!

Franz: ah yeah you got a promotion from Alfa to Ferrari

Mike: probably for the better

Max: yeah

Toto: why are you still in this chat??

Max: no one removed me

Christian: that's because you made yourself admin and then removed Zak who created the chat and you just made yourself the only admin after everyone was added

Toto: he did not

Franz: he did

Max: you all didn't see that coming did you?

Christian: I will get his phone when he is testing and change it

Max: you don't know my password

Toto: it's probably the day you got together with Daniel and Lewis

Christian: yeah exactly

Franz: the lack of response tells me you two are correct

Allesandro: wait what do Lewis and Daniel have to do with this?

Andrea: is there more we need to know

Toto: you two will figure it out soon

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Max: the team bosses don't think we have a group chat

Daniel: what

Sebastian: what did you do?

Max: I was still in the chat and removed the old team bosses and made myself the only admin

Lando: omg haha

Mick: noo Max

George: you can't do that

Grosjean: but how made that think we don't have a groupchat

Max: they asked me

Fernando: and they believed you

Max: I turned down ice cream for it

Esteban: you did???

Lance: holy shit

Kimi: you did not?

Lewis: YOU turned down ice cream???

Oscar: so ice cream turned down by Max is a big deal?

Logan: seems like it

Zhou: oh yess a really big deal!!

Grosjean: at least now it is clear why they really believe we do not have a group chat

Max: I do expect ice cream from someone for this

Kimi: when you come over during a break me and Seb will take you out for ice cream

Max: deal!!!