How to get the older drivers part one

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Charles added Max and 3 others

Max: Charles? What is this?

Pierre: yeah what's going on?

Mick: Do we even want to know 😬

Yuki: why am I here?? 🫤

Charles: Max teach us how you got all the older drives wrapped around you finger

Max: oh 😏😏

Max: I can do that ☺️

Mick: can we add Lance and Esteban?

Charles: sure

Mick added Esteban and Lance to the chat

Pierre added George, Lando, Alex and Guanyu

Max: Do we have everyone?

Charles: Yess this is it

Lando: no Carlos?

Charles: no Max kissed him

Pierre: you did as well

Charles: so did you

Pierre: Lance did too!!

Lance: why do I need to be dragged into this??😒

Max: anyway you wanted to learn or?

Charles: Yess

Mick: learn what?

Charles: Max is going to teach us how he got all the older drivers wrapped around his finger

Guanyu: not just the older drivers cause three out all of us have kissed him

Mick: actually it's four

Max: I completely forgot about that! 😂

Lando: what the fuck???

Lance: what??

Charles: oh my god 😳

Esteban: when??

Mick: we were kids

Max: pretty sure it was after that fire incident at Ferrari

Charles: you would probably kiss everyone if you got the chance?

Max: yeah why not you're all hot 😏

Yuki: 😨

Esteban: oh

Lando: Well then

Max: that was your first lesson always give compliments 😉😉

Lance: good introduction haha

Guanyu: what's step two?

Max: have a fucked up childhood

Charles: 💀

Max: but also getting in f1 that young helped.

George: and at our age right now?

Max: okay okay

Charles: finally

Max: step one get tipsy and flirt with them if they are in a relationship it may not work

Alex: May???

George: what do you mean with may

Lando: what??

Lance: kinky

Mick: Lance?

Lance: oh sorry

Max: noo I agree with Lance 😏

Lando: Soo who was in a relationship when you kisses them??

Pierre: so I can explain

Esteban: when?😂

Charles: yeah the fuck was that, came for a date and you were kissing him?

Max: technically we were still in a relationship at that point Charles!

Lando: I'm so confused I taught you and Pierre only made it recently official

Pierre: we "dated" when we were what? 15?

Charles: yess and this motherfucker kissed Max while apparently I was dating both of them

Max: we could have had a threesome you know!! 😏

Guanyu: can we go back to the lessons??

Esteban: yess please

Max: well if that doesn't work tell them you look up to them and they feel like a father figure or older brother to you!!

Max: also trust them with something you haven't really told anyone it makes them feel special

Mick: you told them all the same story 😒

Max: they don't have to know that 😉

Lando: okay so what works for every single one of them??

Max: that's going to be a long list

Charles: that we need

Max: fine fine I will make one

Lance: yes please

Alex: you all have daddy issues 😭

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Stay safe and I love you all ❤️ thank you all so much for over 50k reads it honestly blows my mind.

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