F1 Groupchat

How to get the older drivers part 2

Charles: Max you already finished?

Mick: yeah it's taking you ages

Max: I was busy

Yuki: with what?

Max: with the bedroom 😏

Lando: 🙄

Lance: kinky

Mick: I'm not even going to say anything anymore

Pierre: 😅

George: so what works for Lewis?

Max: complementing his fashion choices!!

Pierre: that's it?

Max: uhm he likes to take control but none of you are allowed to do let that happen

Charles: oh my god

Pierre: I didn't need to know that

Lance: kinky

Esteban: Lance babe, we get it

Max: oh wait he likes to play video games too!!

Yuki: he does?

Pierre: yeah!!

George: okay got it! Complement his clothes and play video games!

Lando: what works for Daniel?

Max: I'm not sure that one went really smoothly

Pierre: of course it did

Max: well laughing about his jokes that aren't always funny helps

Max: oh and telling him he makes you smile helps too

Lando: I can do that

Max: just don't flirt with him

Guanyu: Carlos wouldn't appreciate that either

Yuki: 😂

Charles: so Sebastian?

Max: you should know that! You have been his teammate!!

Mick: help him with cleaning around the track after a gp or ask him what he wants to stand up for that weekend and do the same

Max: yeah also telling him you look up to him as a mentor or older brother and if you have a problem ask him for advise

Pierre: we can do that

Lance: this sounds easy

Esteban: we should all help cleaning the track after Miami

Yuki: they will get suspicious if we all suddenly start doing that

Lando: yeah but we can rotate!!

Guanyu: so Valtteri?

Max: got drunk one night and ended up in the same bed after kissing. Apparently I told him stuff that my dad had done and suddenly he was protective.

Charles: oh did you two have sex??

Pierre: CHARLES

Mick: OH MY CHARLES NO

Lando: I wanted to ask the same

Max: I don't think so I was still wearing my boxers and a shirt when I woke up

Lance: you don't know??

Esteban: You didn't ask??

Max: no that's embarrassing mate

Yuki: you should ask

Max: no

George: but back to Valtteri what does work??

Max: he likes talking about coffee and photography!!

Mick: yeah he is already teaching me some stuff!!

Guanyu: thanks!

Mick: so Kevin??

Max: I don't know same story as Val

Yuki: you're kidding right?

Charles: oh my god Max 😅

Pierre: oh wow

Lando: did you had sex with him tho?

Max: uhm I don't know

Esteban: so what works for Kevin besides kissing him?

Max: I honestly don't know

Mick: I greeted him with "suck my balls" and he thought it was funny

Esteban: no way!

Lance: you didn't 😂😂

Yuki: you don't even swear on tv yet you said that?!

Max: he is way less innocent than you all think

Esteban: soo Fernando?

Max: He was one of my fav drivers growing up and I told him that and ever since then foila

Mick: so what should we do when he wasn't your fav driver growing up?

Max: idk he likes to give advise around racing!

Esteban: well I can do that

Lance: So checo?

Max: mate he just said your still his best friend on the grid I'm pretty sure that you know this

Lance: He did?? 🥹🥹

Max: Yess

Lance: the only thing I did was telling him about my crushes and he was always helping me with advise

Pierre: crushes?

George: as in plural?

Yuki: plural???

Guanyu: multiple

Yuki: oh

Max: yeah I'm still asking him for advise but he told me he always looked out for me bc I was so young coming in f1 and he left Mexico at a young age.

Mick: that's all so cute

Esteban: Checo seems great

Lance: he is

Max: yeah

Alex: I don't know what to say

Max: this wasn't even everyone just the ones on the current grid 😂

Max: I can always talk about how I got stoffel, Marcus, Nico Hulk and Kimi.

Lando: I have enough information for now

Max: good cause I'm going back to the bedroom 😏😏😏

Charles: oh my god no

George: who knows he may go sleeping

Max: Definitely not mate

Pierre: 😒😒

Lance: kinky

Mick: I'm done

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Ironically enough this was chapter 69

I hope everyone likes it so far! To all the dutchies I hope you had an amazing Kingsday 🧡