They were getting ready and there wasn't a cloud in the sky. At the wedding, Narcissa is seen crying in the corner and when she is asked if it's because Lucius is leaving her she laughs and exclaims "NO screw that guy, he's a bottom! I'm finally free and can shift for Salma. I'm so happy!! These are tears of joy!!! Yay!!"
A few minutes later, Harry arrives at the altar. He sees Narcissa crying and can't help but feel bad for her. Before he can second guess his decision for Narcissa's sake, a beautiful piano version of cotton eye joe plays and everyone turns to face the end of the aisle. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Lucius looks down the aisle, making eye contact with his fiancé. What a beautiful dress Harry was wearing. It was the most beautiful period coloured red to match his perfect tampon costume.
Suddenly the doors to the horse church go BANG! Salma walks in with a mischievous grin (THUNDER) and crashes the wedding and demands to marry daddy Lucy luscious hair Lucius. Harry gets jealous cause he's not the main character anymore so he marries Dobby as revenge. Harry and Dobby run off into the closest broom closet ;) ;). That caused Ginny and Cho to make out because of more jealousy, and kill Dobby. They then reincarnate Cedric to spice things up.
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