Mouldy Voldy and Albus go to Hogwarts to take it over. when they get there they go to the great hall because it's dinner time and then Voldemort sees that Dumbledore isn't actually dead and then he starts crying tears of joy and confesses his love for Dumbledaddy and tells everyone that the reason for people saying he was scared of Dumbledore was because he was too shy to talk to him because of how much he loves him. He proceeds to scream that he only recruited Albus because he and Dumbledore have the same first name and he was going to wait until Albus turned 18 to ask him for his hand in marriage so he can live out his dream of marrying Albus.
Filch overhears and runs away to his office to cry because he secretly loved Dumbledaddy too and made Mrs Norris dress up as him so he could practise confessing his love. When filch get down to his office Ron is already in there crying because his true loves died.
Hermione, Harry, Ron, filch make a pact to get married before Dumbledaddy and Mouldy Voldy and then after they get married they'll kill Dumbledaddy to hurt Voldy for ruining filches love life and then kill each other so they don't have to be married to each other anymore and can marry their true loves and when they go to kill Dumbledaddy, Voldy and dobby step in the way and then they die and and then they kill Dumbledaddy anyway and then each other so they can have a happy ending
then when Albus finds out that he was used just so McBaldykins could marry an Albus even tho he was in love with the other Albus he decides to get revenge so he brings Bellatrix which is also mad cause she loves Mr Clean over there but she's also plotting against Albus the child in secret since she didn't get #picked. so Belle-Belle and Albus the second decide to kill the ghost of Dumbledaddy cause even if he's dead, they can still hurt him.
dobby has a sexual awakening and is in love with Mrs Norris and harry gets jealous cause of their love affair then Filch wants to kill dobby's ghost cause dobby is hitting on his cat but turns out Mrs Norris also has a thing for ghost elves so dobby and Norris run away tgt #norby #dobris then filch is crying. Anyways Belley and Alby kill Albus and Voldy locks and then end up falling in love so Bellatrix decides not to kill Alby the second but Alby thought she was so he stabs her before she could stab him and Bellatrix was backstabbed by her.
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