Just before Bellatrix dies she confesses that she has always loved Albus and then Albus tell her that his one true love is socks and that he will never love her because of that one time she didn't wear socks when she was at the sock beach and then Albus goes to a church and marries his favourite sock and turns all of his socks into people so they can witness his wedding but then they get jealous and kill Albus because they all want to be his favourite sock but they kill Jim instead, who is innocent bystander who isn't even a sock, he just looked like Albus, after the ceremony so that leaves the fav sock a widow and she ends up killing herself because widow life was too hard and she could never be like black widow because she never poses. All the socks, now being real people, decide they wanna get married so then sock number 852 gets married to Tonks so that wolfstar can happen and then Tonks dumps that sock because she's a lesbean and then sock 852 decides to marry Snape.
Then 852 and Professor Snake are married but cause Tonks thought Snape was a lady, she was actually in love with him and not Ms Snake...then Tonks tries to break up 852's marriage and 852 realises and kills Tonks, 852 is finally happy with Snape but little does 852 know, 148 was in love with Tonks and so kills 852 out of jealousy. After the town's people find out they stone and burn at the stake 148 cause of murder and accusations of witchcraft like it's the 18th century. since 852 is dead, it's ghost is laughing while 148 burns but cause Remus is a raging bisexual, he plots revenge on 852 and Sirius gets jealous even tho they're already married with wolf cubs. Then Sirius, being the supportive husband, helps Remus with his revenge on 852...
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