Few months later, Harry is constantly sick and craving some yummy yummy horse testicles. Harry ends up pregnant and has the child of an unknown father. The child turned out to be Dobby reincarnated. Harry struggles with single parenthood, so he decides to convince Cedric that it's his kid. Cedric is persuaded by Harry's reverse psychology. The "this child DEFINITELY isn't yours Cedric."really sold it. So Cedric agrees to move in with Harry and his son, Albus. As Albus grew up, his love for socks grew stronger and stronger. His ears grew bigger and bigger, and his height stayed the same. Cedric grew suspicious.
One day, Alby Walby's love for socks grew too strong, and he threw out every item of clothing so they refused to wear anything but socks and started a sock cult. Then when Ceddy Weddy is wondering why the child looks all wrinkly, they find out Harry Warry was pregnant with Dobby Wobby's child(No, Dobby Wobby, No!). The kid is actually Dobby Wobby reincarnated as his own kid. Ceds dad then starts laughing "LMAO MY BOY U GOT BOY BRAINS"
Dobby comes back from the dead just to tell Harry that he is getting married to Cedric's daddy. He also includes that he wished Harry aborted the child, especially if he wasn't going to name it dobby. Then Albus Severus comes in to ask Harry if he can go buy more socks and he hears what Dobby says and burns all his socks. Being Dobby's son, Albus does things without thinking he burns the socks in the house and burns it all down, killing Cedric and Cedric dying is Harry's 13th reason so he dies and leaves Albus an orphan. Then Albus is raised by Kreacher and bullies everyone at Hogwarts because they aren't purebloods and dont love Mouldy Voldy.
Mouldy Voldy finds Albus and tries to recruit him as a death eater and Albus says yes because Voldy presents himself as Tom and Albus has a crush on Tom. Harry comes back from the dead and wacks kreacher for making Albus elitist and then Hermione comes and wacks Harry's ghost cause elf abuse, then cause kreacher actually has a kink for being hit by ghosts and is secretly in love with Harry, he kills Hermione and Zombie Dobby gets jealous cause he loved harry so he kills Kreature and kisses Harry's ghost. Ced cried beyond the grave...
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