A Guide To Vigilante-ism By Tommyinnit (edited)

12- how to get turned in- wait no nvm

Tw- ptsd flashbacks, abuse, unethical experiments

Techno wakes up leaning his head against Wilbur's shoulder with Phil's wing around him and Tommy asleep in his and Wilbur's laps.

What.

The.

Fuck.

He's in the middle of everyone, so he can't get up without waking everyone else up.

Wilbur is a bitch when he's hungover.

He shifts a bit.

Tommy hisses quietly, still asleep. Phil stirs a bit, his feathers rustling against the other three.

Phil's eyes open, "Hi, mate." He says.

Techno nods at him.

Phil sighs and stands up, carefully removing his wing from behind them.

Wilbur groans and Tommy hisses, but neither of them wake up.

Techno stands up as well, prying Tommy's legs off of him. Neither of them wake up, but Wilbur pulls Tommy closer until he's pretty much sitting in his lap.

Techno pulls out his phone and takes a picture.

"Really?"

Techno nods, "Yep."

Phil starts walking, gesturing for Techno to follow behind him.

Techno ducks through the doorway to Phil's office.

"We're still trying this?"

Phil nods, "Yep. This is probably the last time before I give up though."

Phil sits down at his computer.

He sighs.

"What the fuck could his name even be? There aren't many names you can change to Tommy that we haven't tried. Did he ever say anything that might give you any clues?"

Techno thinks.

Phil starts typing something.

Well, when they were training- How the fuck did he forget that? Fucking ADHD. He pushes Phil away from the desk, earning an offended squawk.

Techno opens the search bar and starts typing.

Theseus

5 results

He clicks the first one. Easy, he's the wrong race. He opens the second one. He's eighty-seven. He opens the third one. She's elytrian. He opens the fourth one. They're nine feet tall.

The last one.

Theseus Innit.

This is it.

Female.

Well then.

Status: Missing, assumed to be dead.

Everything else is correct, though. He's a raccoon hybrid, has the same golden blonde hair, same bright blue eyes, he looks the exact same. Except.. the file hasn't been updated in seven years. It's from when he was ten.

And it says that he went missing.. Techno opens another tab and searches up his name. He clicks on the first news article.

Theseus Innit was abducted from her childhood home. Both of her parents were killed in the process. She was taken to Clay Wastaken's lab where he conducted experiments on twenty-seven children. The exact nature of these experiments is unknown, but in the ruins of his lab, many devices related to unethical power experimentation were found. His lab burned down two years after Theseus was kidnapped. Arson was suspected as a cause, but never confirmed. Theseus's, along with two boys', body was never found. She is believed to be dead, but her death along with the other two's, has never been fully confirmed.