A Guide To Vigilante-ism By Tommyinnit (edited)

11- how to celebrate your captors' birthday

Tommy shifts in his seat.

He's been in the heroes' house for almost two weeks. He's given up pretty much all hope of leaving, like, ever.

He hasn't heard anything from Sam or his roommates (Not that the heroes let him keep his phone, they took it away, but still).

So, it's been two weeks, and now it's Wilbur and Techno's birthday.

Old.

"Alright. Techno, Wil, we're going shopping." Phil says.

The twins nod, and Phil turns to Tommy.

"You're coming."

What.

Tommy stares at him blankly.

"So.. you're bringing me shopping. In public."

Phil nods, "Yep. You won't be able to escape though."

Tommy furrows his brow, "Are you gonna put me on a fucking leash or something?"

Wilbur grins, and even Techno has a small smirk.

~~~~~

"Fuck you."

They actually did it. They put him on a leash. Like one of those things you out on fucking ipad kids. They put him in a fucking harness and attached him to a goddamn leash.

He growls, tail lashing.

Wilbur laughs, "This is the best idea we've ever had! This is better than the bunny onesie! Hah!"

Wilbur doubles over laughing, Phil is doing a very bad job at trying to hide his laughter, and even Techno is smiling.

"I hate you. I hate all of you. I'm calling the Badlands. I'm gonna get Halo on your asses. Fuck you. Fuck your leash. I want my father figure back."

Wilbur grins and snaps another picture, "C'mon, gremlin. We're going shopping."

Tommy growls and puffs up his tail threateningly.

Techno tugs on the leash and drags him out of the door.

They all go down the elevator together and out of the front door.

Techno hands the leash to Phil.

"You take him. I don't wanna get my eyes clawed out."

Phil nods and takes the leash, "Hey, Tommy,"

Tommy hisses.

"You want to fly there?"

Tommy immediately grins.

"Fuck yes."

Phil directs him to turn around.

He puts his arms up and Phil puts his arms under Tommy's and Tommy wraps his arms around Phil's. They wrap the leash around Phil's waist for extra security.

"Get ready."

How the fuck do you get ready to fly?

Phil takes off.

Holy shit. This is the best thing ever. Ever. Tommy is never walking again.

They're up so high and they're going so fast. The wind is in Tommy's hair and it's amazing. Tommy laughs and grins. This shit is great. The leash is forgiven.

Ten of the best minutes ever and they land in front of some big store.

Techno and Wilbur are there before them, somehow. Wilbur is wearing a mask because he doesn't wear one in his costume. Which is stupid.