A Guide To Vigilante-ism By Tommyinnit (edited)

13- how to have a happy ending.. ?

Tommy immediately runs over to Tubbo, knocking over the chair as he gets up.

Tubbo wraps an arm around his shoulders, nodding at the heroes still sitting around the table.

"Well, we're going now. Take care."

Wilbur stands up, glaring at Tubbo.

"He's not going fucking anywhere. Let him go, Buzzkill."

"Well, he is, but thank you for your concern."

Phil suddenly spreads his wings, immediately silencing the room.

"Right. Buzzkill, please let him go." He says in a ridiculously calm way.

Tubbo shakes his head. "Don't think I will. He is my brother."

Well, Tubbo isn't his brother by blood, but Tommy doesn't think that means much.

Tommy yawns, "Can we get this over with? I'm sure you all want to beat him up and stuff but I don't think you want to blow up your house. So, we're just gonna go, you're not going to say anything to anyone and we'll do the same, and it's cool."

"Well I was thinking that we could blow up their house-"

"Buzz. No. I already let you keep nukes in the kitchen. You're not blowing up the heroes' house."

"You're no fun." Tubbo whines, crossing his arms over his chest.

Tommy pats his back.

Phil stands up, smiling far too kindly for the situation.

"He is not leaving."

Tommy leans over to whisper into Tubbo's ear.

"He's using his dad voice."

Tubbo snorts, whispering back, "Jokes on him I don't have a dad."

Someone puts a hand on his back, and he fucking screeches, turning around.

"Oh, hi Warden. Can you going to buy me more ice cream after this?"

Warden nods.

"Sure, kid."

Warden turns to Phil, "I understand that you think we're manipulating him, but I can assure you that he's under our protection from everyone, and that includes you."

When is the fighting gonna happen?

Techno lunges.

Now. Epic.

Tommy bolts for the nearest window, dragging Tubbo with him. Tubbo seems to get the message and runs into the window, shattering it.

He falls out, and drags Tommy with him.

This is a lot funner than the first time they did this.

Tubbo shifts so he would be catching the fall, and Tommy is on his back.

Then, he puts out his arm in front of him, aiming the gauntlet filled with explosives straight for the ground.

He sends an explosion into the ground right before they hit, knocking them upwards just enough for them to fall again, but without any damage.

Tommy grins at Tubbo when they land.

"That was so fucking cool!"

Tubbo laughs, "Hell yeah!"

Tommy gets up.

"Right, well I say we ought to go, like, now."

Tubbo nods, "One thing."