Genshin Impact Incorrect Quotes (And other stuff)

The 5 Founding Fathers|Part 1

13.8 billion years ago, there were 5 founding fathers of the universe:

JoJo Siwa

Jimmy Neutron

Billie Eilish

Sans

Shrek

But suddenly... Once the universe came to be... JoJo Siwa had dramatically died, so her son, John Cena, passed in her legacy, thousands of years later John Cena passed away due to Leukemia, so his son, Rick Astley

In order to keep passing on his family's legacy... He sent a close friend if his... Shawn Cotter, to post a hit song that will forever go down in history... Never Gonna Give You Up...

Shawn Cotter, agreed to do so and posted the video, many people watched the video, but the views had started to drop, The 5 Founding Fathers of the Universe, inculding Rick Astley, slowly became less powerful each time a single view drops...

Until... Hope... Someone reposted the link of Never Gonna Give You Up... And many people had clicked the link, why? Curiosity? Of course... That is obviously the case

Shawn Cotter and the Founding Fathers were happy and their powers were becoming more powerful each time the song gets a view... But...

September 12th, 2020

Calliope Mori... A VTuber... A HoloLive! Member... She brutally killed Shawn Cotter, sure she's a reaper... But, it wasn't time for Shawn Cotter to go... She reaped him on purpose...

Eventually... Sans saw Shawn's body and ran to Rick, told him what he found

Rick was in shock... He knew having a mortal friend was a bad idea, he shouldn't have got so attached towards him...

Shawn Cotter was buried...

Baby Yoda... Mori's friend... He didn't expect her to do such a thing, Baby Yoda went and confronted the artifical streamer...

" That damned singer... She stole MY spotlight! I was supposed to be a Founding Father! BUT NO! She took EVERYTHING away from me!" Mori ranted

Baby Yoda watched as Mori Calliope broke down into tears, the least he could do was comfort her, he then knew that he had to tell the Founding Fathers... Especially Rick Astley...

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Billie Eilish was in her room, when Baby Yoda broke inside, " Who the heck are you?!"

" Baby Yoda, dumbmass!!!"

Baby Yoda explained everything to Billie, the murder of Shawn Cotter, how JoJo Siwa became a Founding Father instead of Mori Calliope, everything

Billie knew that she had to tell the other Founding Fathers... Sans went to Rick Astley to tell him about everything...

" JOJO SIWA IS MY GRANDMOTHER! WHY MUST YOU TAKE THE REAPER'S SIDE INSTEAD OF MINE?!" Rick Astley yelled

" YOUR FATHER DIDN'T GET KILLED BY LEUKEMIA, ASTLEY...! WE DID!" Sans yelled back

Silence...

" Wha... What...?"

" We... Me... Shrek... Billie... Jimmy... We had to kill him,"

Before Rick was gonna ask why, Jimmy Neutron walked in, " Because he was growing too powerful... At times... We couldn't even see him! Like he was invisible or something... Once you came along, John Cena said that he was gonna send you all the way to Musical.Ly so that you can get raised by Loren Gray instead of him so that he can continue his Founding Father job... We had to stop him, sending someone to Musical.Ly was and still is a dangerous process... Especially with what Musical.Ly became the past 2 or 4 years..."

" Who... Who is Loren Gray?! What happened to Musical.Ly?! AND I STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY MY GRANDMOTHER TOOK AWAY WHAT MORI WAS SUPPOSED TO HAVE!!!"

Rick broke down in tears, Sans and Jimmy comforted him, Sans continued, " Loren Gray... Was the person who started The 5 Founding Fathers of the Universe... She moved away to Musical.Ly, to get away from her guilt..."

" G-Guilt...?"

" Lady Loren regretted what she did, the world isn't the same lush and green planet we once created... These mortals... They are becoming more stronger and more self aware and smarter by each day!" Sans said, clearly getting more paranoid and unsettled

" So... There are technically 6 Founding Fathers? And... What did happen to Musical.Ly?" Rick asked

Jimmy sighed, " Yes... And for Musical.Ly... It is now known as... TikTok... It's not the same anymore... It became a toxic wasteland... Lady Loren probably isn't there anymore..."

" Does anyone here have any idea on where she might be then?" Rick asked

" ... Only one place..."

"Google,"

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Also, The 5 Founding Fathers idea came from when my classmate/friend said, " 13.8 billion years ago, there were 5 founding fathers of the universe, JoJo Siwa, Jimmy Neutron, Billie Eilish, Sans, and Shrek," or something, but he then replaced JoJo Siwa with John Cena, I just added Baby Yoda, Mori Calliope, Loren Gray, and Rick Astley

Will it be okay I put The 5 Founding Fathers story in the Non-Fiction Category?