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Thoma: So, Arataki Itto is no longer allowed to take the trash out at night.

Kamisato Ayato: Why?

Thoma: Because I've caught them trying to train raccoons to fight five times in a row.

Arataki Itto, arms crossed and pouting: You'll be thanking me when the third raccoon battalion saves your ass.

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