Letters | Regulus Black x Reader

Hangover, again

Y/N's POV:

"-I'm hangover again, right? Otherwise you wouldn't be in my bed and I would remember what happened after we got back in the house.
-Exactly.
-What did I do this time?
-Nothing in particular, you were the one who was almost knocked out this time.
-Why? By who?
-Sirius, because he wanted your clothes and you didn't want him to get into your room.
-Did I say anything about the reason why I didn't want him in my room? Please don't say that I revealed everything, please, please, please...
-No. Thanks to the universe who actually controled me this time.
-So... Why are you in my bed this time?
-You asked me to.
-Right. And how exactly did I ask?
-What with all the questions, today?
-I just want to know if I looked like a crybaby again. Because that shit's embarrassing.
Regulus laughed.
-No you didn't. You just asked me to sleep with you because 'you have a really warm body and I'm cold'.
-I think I'd prefer the crybaby version... And then realisation hit me. Wait, how could I even know that you have a warm body?
-That's another story.
-Oh fuck. What if I just kill myself right now? I can still jump off the window!
-What the f- no! You just stole my hoodie that night.
-Tell me that if I take that blanket off, you have your clothes on.
-I have my clothes on. I wouldn't sleep naked next to you!
-Great!"

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"-HAVE YOU TWO SHAGGED?
-No we didn't, now lower the volume before I knock you out like you almost did with me.
-You should've let me go through your closet.
-Definitely not. Buy yourself some new clothes if you want some.
-So if you two didn't shag, what is this!? He showed a hickey on Regulus' neck.
I looked at it with big eyes.
-What's the full story, now? I think you didn't tell me some... things... I said, still shocked of the size of that thing.
Regulus became as red as the jam on his toast.
What exactly did we do last night?
-That, hum... You.. We... Uh...
-Okay I'm really gonna jump off the window, now.
-YOU SHAGGED!
-NO WE DIDN'T! I mean, I... think... we didn't..?
-We didn't. Regulus confirmed.
-WHO SHAGGED? Yelled James from upstairs.
-NO ONE! I almost had an attack, never do this to me again! Now give me the context of the hickey if we didn't shag.
-It was a truth or dare and you have a hickey, too...
-I- what?
-On your left shoulder."

I wanna die.