The Lonely

Gymnopédie

*writes fanfic while watching the Grudge*
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Eren's POV
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"I can't believe you guys haven't slept together yet!" Armin exclaims. I'm home again with Armin and Mikasa and we are having a sleepover. Everyone is currently situated in Armin's room, sitting on his bed and chatting.

"Well we both wanted to wait!" I huff back. Mikasa and Armin look at each other before turning back to me. "Okay, what is that look for?"

"Mikasa and Annie have an excuse; Annie is asexual so they haven't had sex. Erwin and I have already had sex and we started dating after you two. Seriously, you guys have been going out for almost two months!" He shouts at me. Mikasa nods with him.

"So what? Is there really a time limit for when we're supposed to have sex?" I counter. I'm getting pretty annoyed. I love them both, they are my family, but this is my relationship, not their's.

"Eren, I know you're upset, but we are just looking at for you. Since a majority of couples have sex right about this time, we want to make sure that Levi truly cares about you since it is a bonding experience for most couples," Mikasa says soothingly. I take a deep breath and relax a bit. "We want to make sure that Levi isn't just putting this off to not bond with you."

"It's not just him that made the decision though," I start. They both turn to look at me quizzically. "There is two people in a couple. We both agreed upon this decision after having a discussion on couples who have sex too early. We are going to have sex on a specific day so we are both mentally and physically prepared."

"MY BABY IS GROWING UP!" Armin wails while throwing his arms around my neck.

"Jesus, who knew you could be so mature?" Mikasa grins. "I'm proud of you, Eren. I'm glad you've thought this through!" Mikasa piles onto the hug that Armin has started and soon I am on the floor with these two losers on top of me.

"Ugh, get off, you're both heavy!" I grunt. This causes Armin to sit up and grind his bony butt on my stomach.

"Call me heavy and I will make this more miserable for you!" Armin cackles evilly as Mikasa looks at me with the same evil glint.

"Fine, I didn't mean for you guys to think you're fat. It's just when you're both piled on top of me, the weight is too much for me to handle!"

"Let's get off of him, Armin. We can torture him even more!" Mikasa hints.

"Wait, what the heck are you doing!" Mikasa throws me over her shoulder and drags me to the living room where Armin has ropes.

"Oh don't worry about it, you'll figure it out soon enough." Armin says crazily. They tie me to the couch and sit on either side of me to make sure I won't escape. Mikasa pulls up Netflix and then- oh no. Oh please no.

"Why are you guys doing this to me? Horror movies? You know I can't handle these!" I whine, thrashing in my seat.

"Oh hush up," Armin sits on my lap to stop my squirming. "You need to get used to these because they're Levi's favorites." Mikasa puts on The Devil's Pass and shuts off the lights.

"Enjoy the movie, kiddies."

After Devil's Pass, they'd put on Grave Encounters (both one and two!) and The Shrine. These cruel people then put on the Grudge and promptly fell asleep. So now I am tied up, being forced to watch the Grudge, while these two losers are fast asleep on top of each other on the floor. I squirm enough in my ropes to gain some movement of my arms. I reach inside my pocket and grab my phone. As fast as I can, I dial the only number I know that is still awake at this time.

"Eren? What are you doing awake, it's 3 in the fucking morning!" Levi's low voice says from the receiver.

"I know, but Armin and Mikasa tied me up to the couch and forced me to watch horror movies. Now the two of them are asleep and I am still tied up." I hiss into the phone. Mikasa stirs a bit and I freeze before she mutters something like "No, Annie, we can't watch Armin and Erwin. That's gross." before rolling over. I shiver but ignore it.