Get the kid away from me!... No never mind! (Chatfic)

Get the thing away from me!

Sinister Six Group Chat:

Kraven: I have somene saying they got a spider and need some help to handle it.

Beetle: A spider?

Electro: Ahh just kill it.

Lizard: Kill-sssss!

Rhino: Just smash it.

DocOC: And who is that someone?

Kraven: Loki.

DocOC: It seems he then means our dear friend.

Kraven: He says he needs someone to keep watch on the spider for 3 hours without killing him and he would compensate.

Beetle: What compensation?

Kraven: Asgard weapons.

DocOC: Agree to it.

Electro: Are you sure about this?

Lizard: He is-sssss not that dumb.

Electro: Dude do you really have to make the sssss sound in text?

Lizard: You have a poblem with this-sssss?

Rhino: We could play with him.

DocOC: And the only thing he said was not to kill the spider?

Kraven: That is what Loki said.

Beetle: How hard can it be to take care of this kid?

Rhino: Apparently much.

DocOc: Ohh we will just strap him down and make some experiences with him.

Kraven: So this is a yes?

Lizard: Yes-ssss-

Electro: Oh hell yeah! Some payback time.

time skip brought to you by a Spidey who made everyone run for their money while destroying everything and have his own definition of fun

Beetle: FUCK! Where is the Spider?

Lizard: AAHH-SSSS! He is on the ceiling....

Rhino: Not anymore.

Electro: And you asid how hard can this be?

DocOC: IF you had strapped him like I said then we wouldn't have this problem now!

Kraven: Was his costume always this black?

Beetle: No. He came with a red and blue one... How damn filthy are we living.

Electro: You really questioning this now?

Lizard: More problems!

DocOC: How long till that trixer comes back?

Beetle: It's just 30 minutes that we have him.

DocOC: Fuck this shit! Get him out of here.

Kraven: Ahh he is just a small spider what can he do?

Electro: How about split us all apart and make him search for him?

Rhino: Oop I found hi-

Rhino went offline.

Electro: What just happened? I heard Rhino's scream!

Beetle: He found the damn Spider.

Lizard: I am going to check-sss!

Lizard went offline.

Electro: Is this really a good idea?

Beetle: Don't know.

Krave: What can go wrong? He is on his own.

Elecro: How about the guy always beats our asses?

DocOC: He is in the facility. Now find them you useless bunch of idiots.

Beetle: Found him

Beetle went offline.

DocOC: Okay I don't care about the asgard tech get Loki into the chat right now!

Krave added Loki to the chat.

Loki: *Sigh* Why am I here?

Krave: You send us this Spider to take care of?

Loki: Yes for 3 hours, so?

DocOC: GET THE THING AWAY FROM ME!!!

Loki: Aww it don't bite!

DocOC: YES IT DO!!!!

Loki: Fine! 

Loki went offline

3rd POV:

Loki just wanted to have a groupe of villain take care of that Spider because he had to make sure his brother wouldn't just come after him. He had to hide his tracks and find a place he could stay with the spider without the kid constantly touching everything and endangering their lives.

Little did he expect them to strap him on a table or that the Spider would escape and knock down a black liquid which got stuck on himself. Well let's just say this newly found black spider sure had a grudge against the sinister six and made half of them fear him before Loki got the kid away from them.