Spidey Group Chat:
Spidey: I AM BACK!
Nova: NOOOO!!!! WHO GOT THE CRAWLER BACK IN HERE?
Spidey: I can leave again.
IronFist: Ignore that idiot. Where were you?
Spidey: Special Holidays.
PowerMan: Without anyone being able to find you?
Spidey: As I said... Special Holidays.
IronFist: Training your body and mind, I see.
Spidey: Yeah let's go with that!
PowerMan: Okay you definitely had fun didn't you?
Spidey: You can say that again, I also almost died because of how much fun I had. Rip my poor old spider life.
Nova: Where the fuck is my helmet?
Spidey: What helmet?
Nova: My helmet!
Spidey: Never seen it. You sure you had a helmet?
Nova: YES!
Spidey: Bucket or helmet?
Nova: Helmet!!!
Spidey: You sure it's a helmet?
Nova: YESSS!
Spidey: Helmet or Bucket?
Nova: My bucket! Where is it?
Spidey: Ahh well if you search for a bucket how about the janitor place?
Nova: I swear to go if it is there!!!!
Nova went offline
WhiteTiger: Fury want to see you.
Spidey: Why?
WhiteTiger: Something about a medical and mental test.
Nova is back online
Nova: I SWEAR YOU BETTER RUN YOU DAMN CRAWLER!!!! IF I FOUND YOU, YOU ARE DEAD!!!!!
Spidey: ..... Oh.... Well I'll go back on my holidays. SEE YA!!!!
Spidey went offline
PowerMan: Okay where is he?
IronFist: I just found him.
IronFist went offline
Nova: Same here.
WhiteTiger: Get him to the infirmary here.
PowerMan: Damn.... What the! What's the black thing?
Nova: Don't know....
PowerMan: Concentrate and put the phone away!
Nova: Same for ya!
PowerMan went offline
Nova went offline
WhiteTiger: What a mess!
3rd POV:
The moment Spider-Man came back, he was actually on the carier and on his way to his team that was until he saw the message and how everyone reacted. Well let just say he decided the time with Loki was not enough and at least Loki appreciated him more, so he turned around and was about to leave if not for Iron Fist who just saw him. That was the moment he booked it and used the symbiont.
After that everything ended up in a mess and they had to use sleeping gas on everyone.
This was how Peter woke up strapped to a bed in the sick bay.
Spidey: Ahm why am I strapped? Better question! Why is it freeezing in here?
Fury: *Sigh* What do you remember last?
Spidey: Attacking them.
Fury: Did you do it on purpose?
Spidey: Yes.
Fury: The fucking hell? I give you a team and you just go ahead and smack them to the ground?
Spidey: Isn't that the responsibility of a captain?
Fury: You spent too much time with Loki...
Loki: I heard my name.
Fury: For fuck sake.
Loki: He's mine so byeeeee~~~~
That was all Loki said before getting Peter out of there and out of the carrier making everyone go after him. What no one knew was that Loki ran into a park with Peter getting some ice cream and just enjoy the time together... Well no one besides Thor who thought that this was an odd sight and still decided to join them so in the end they started talking about old times like the good brother they were.
Meanwhile:
Avenger chat group:
IronMan: Fury wants us to find Spider-Man again.
BlackWidow: Huh?
IronMan: Apprently they got him until Loki came and kidnapped him before their eyes....
HawkEye: Maybe it is for the better this way.
CaptainAmerika: Where is Thor?
IronMan: He ran out the moment he heard his brother took the kid again.
CaptainAmerika: We will help them earch.
HawkEye: Not again.
BlackWidow: How about we do that after a infinite coffe break.
IronMan: Sounds good to me.
CaptainAmerika: Could have a break too.
~~END~~
A/N: Thanks for reading this small strory! I hope you enjoyed it too!
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