3rd POV:
Spidey finally managed after 2 weeks long training to controll the symbiont thanks to Loki's help. He also came to see that his friends never showed up. No once to rescue him, not that he needed some anywas. If Peter wanted it, he could have run away at any given moment in time but he chose to stay since Loki wasn't that bad of a person. Spidey was treated nicely and he had someone to chat with too, so why should he give up this lonely companion of his?
Spidey: You know, you are not that bad Loki.
Loki: And you are not the pure sunshine yourself.
Spidey: Hey, it wasn't my fault for getting this bad thing on me.
Loki: Says the one touching everything.
Spidey: Not reckless just curious.
Loki: At least we got the thing under control now.
Spidey: Yup and it feels nice.
Loki: It even changed to a red and black.
Spidey: Carnage as you like to call me.
Loki: Sure do Pete, sure do.
Spidey: Say, why did you even get me in the first place?
Loki: Payback but this is way more fun.
Spidey: Yup.
Loki: Oh that remind me, the avengers are on our leads, we should get moving.
Spidey: How about setting up a trap?
Loki: Oh I like your thinking. What did you had in mind?
Spidey: Chaos what else?
Avengers group chat:
IronMan: I found the kid.
BlackWidow: Same here.
HawkEye: Me too...
Thor: I got the Man of the Spiders.
Capton Amerika: I got one in front of me too.
Thor: He can't multiply can he?
IronMan: Nope.
HawkEye: I got a bad one! They go haywire when you touch them! Be careful!
HawkEye went offline!
BlackWidow: Too late! Hulk already went in for a hug. It exploded into smaller venomous spiders. So everyone stay cautious.
BlackWidow: Why do I have Halk with me again?
IronMan: No one can handle him else.
BlackWidow: Yeah... have you seen the Spider and Halk together?
IronMan: Well the spider isn't here, is he?
BlackWidow: Gosh dang it, I am regretting this!
HawkEye is back online.
HawkEye: THEY CAN GROW?!!!!!!
Thor: Small? They are as big as an asguardian winter wolf.
CaptonAmerika: Okay 2 meter spiders, we can deal with this.
IronMan: Say Cap, you have any clue what these are?
CaptonAmerika: Why are you asking me that?
IronMan: Cause you are the leader!
Thor: Ah yes. These are neverland Spiders.
IronMan: How about more information on them?
Thor: They have a poisonous breath and they can heal extremly fast too.
HawkEye: Okay great but how do you kill it? I just lit one on fire and it survived.
Thor: You have to serve the head or it will continue to heal itself.
BlackWidow: WHAT THE FUCK!
HawkEye: .... How do I do that?
CaptonAmerika: Everyone get back so we can regroup.
3rd POV:
While the Avengers were busy dealing with a good illusion created by Loki, Spidey had his fun laughing himself off. The disorganisation between these heroes was something else. They were trapped in an illusion thinking they see each other while they were miles apart.
Loki: You have some suggestions?
Spidey: Nope. How about we get some pizza?
Loki: I am in.
Spidey: Oh I know this great place for this....
And this was how Loki and his new founded son went to get some food and left the heroes to fend for themselves where they couldn't get injured at all since it was all a trickery of the mind.
What a great day these two had messing with everyone.
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