Typical WWE Fanfic Moments

mas(s)terpiece(s) that you will remember for centuries

i know what you came here to see

if ya a freak then u coming home with me

no seriously get in the car

BABES I'M SO SORRY I WAS SO CAUGHT WITH ALL THIS SHIT I HAVE EXAM IN 9 DAYS BUT I DID MY BEST TO UPDATE SO YEAH and i have no idea if i'm gonna update until everything is over i may update in weekend if y'all are nasty and can't  wait even if ya life depends on it till the next friday ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (just kidding tell me if you want an early update <<i just adore comments>> and I'll do my best) (added some extra humour so you may or may not laugh lol) OH YEAH AND I'M ALSO GIVING DEDICATIONS IF YA WANT TELL ME MY BABE

:people outside the fandom that are still bearing with me and still reading this, i have a question: y???? u fab but y :

If the universe wants it, it happens.

And the universe wanted me to read fanfiction again, and not just any type of fanfiction because it popped up at the end of one of my chapters. (and yes I do read my chapters after can't I enjoy the gold too?)

Today, my babes we're talking about two things: a special category of fanfiction, the sped-up fanfiction and of course dem fanfic moments you love me for.

Chapter seven - mas(s)terpiece(s) that you will remember for centuries what i do for a rhyme my gosh

So, what's up with the sped-up fanfics? You meet that hoe in chapter one, in chapter three you love him and by chapter 7 your ass is getting engaged

?/?????///

why babe why

why u do dis

You see, that's one thing that makes some fanfics unbearable. No. Logic. Like you just met that dude 12 seconds ago and one chapter later ya his girlfriend?

my gosh y'all hoes are so nasty i swear and mom was saying bad stuff about me

and it sucks because some of them have really good descriptions and you're like

YEAH WELL WHATEVER BITCH that doesn't stop my cat from staring disappointingly at you now

what's the point of speeding up? is there a limited offer on chapters or something I'm missing? or is their price getting higher and you can't afford it?

BABE

If you have a sped-up fanfiction and you rushed things just because you thought that the readers'll get bored

YOU'VE NEVER BEEN MORE WRONG

rushing things is one of the most boring things ever

like your reader is supposed to connect with your characters, to feel the emotions your character is feeling and feel the building tension between the two main-characters

BUT HOW IN THE DINGALADONGILYDONG IS HE SUPPOSED TO DO THAT IF ONE CHAPTER SHE A NUN AND THE NEXT PREGGERS

so, moral of the story: DO.NOT.RUSH.THINGS.

NEVER

if we bore with your ass five chapters we can still do it don't worry

alright now show me some love becauseeeeeee

next up we have DEM FANFIC MOMENTS

- Paige is always like god help us if she's not called "the raven-haired diva"

y'all heard of black???

- Naomi's skin is somehow "mocha colored"

add some chocolate sauce & whipped cream and she'll be on the starbucks menu faster than you could say "nice ass"