some kid called me mommy yesterday
and he wasn't underaged
nope
Chapter nine - best shit ever
FINALS ARE DONE PRAISE THE LAWD AND JESUS AND EVERYONE CAN I GET A WOOP WOOP. And yeah, that was the reason I hadn't updated. Plus, I pretty much ran out of inspiration and none of you requested anything/answered my previous question (but that's completely okay*stares at the sky and sighs*) and I really wanted to update now that fucking school is over.
3000+ words appreciate me
So, as you babes are used to, I'm going to talk about things that annoy me to no end. /don't like that? fight me/.
• k, so,the first thing that annoys me to the point where I'll stab a bitch! is the word "basic". In fanfiction of course.
"I couldn't understand why Dolph liked me, I was different from the rest of the divas. My hair wasn't blonde, I had basic brown hair and basic brown eyes, I was just your typical basic girl that no one noticed. So why did Dolph notice me?"
so she's basic but different at the same time god help us what a paradox
guys never notice her because she has basic brown hair and basic brown eyes although she's a fucking pro wrestler wrestling for the greatest wrestling company that has shows aired on TV.
• this:
"But Dean, why do you like her so much?" Roman asked, whipping his wonderful hair back and forth.
"I don't know man, she's different from every other basic girl am I rite???." Dean said, popping the "p".
• chapter titles that give away what's happening in them:
"In a Match Then Watching One With My Boyfriend Seth Rollins"
"Seth didn't like the fact that I was looking at RVD's ass so we got into a fight"
well for once carolina saw the opportunity and took it the man has a great ass i'd look at it for days
• authors that don't update for a long time like me yanno but i'm not an author, and when they update it's an author note LIKE OH MY GOD LAQUEISHA why are you doing this to me WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
• and here is a thing that doesn't annoy me (shocking, i know) but makes me feel so sad
you know when you read a fanfic and is so fucking good and spend 2 days to finish like 900 pages and there is so much stuff that you can literally feel. Let's talk about sexual tension bc we're all thirsty af anyways. So, there was this fanfic like omg(i just can't put in words how good it was) and the main characters had so much sexual tension(you may know about what fanfic i'm talking) going on every time they interacted and my stomach was doing flips or something i don't know what was happening down there (in my stomach y'all nasty). And there wasn't smut or shit like that, just those damn interactions and 20 chapters later they kissed and I was like hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooe and I couldn't get rid of those flips in my stomach and shit. And the ending was so on point so when I heard that a sequel was coming up I was like !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. And then the sequel was just like
sad exclamation points
I mean, yeah, there was still drama and major problems the girl was facing but bro
no sparks no feels no nothing like I was watching mulan 2 you feel me
but I am still reading it even though it's just... plain. boring. like the apocalypse could come up whilst they are playing scrabble and i'll just be like: eh, okay
YOU ARE READING
Typical WWE Fanfic Moments
De TodoSome of them you hate, some of them you love. And I'm here to spot them all. WARNING: This book is a pamphlet. Got it? So don't come here and moan about how I offended you.
