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Part 2

Sept 8
12:30pm

[ Xiao ]

Y/n
hello? is this adeptus xiao?

Xiao
who tf are you

Y/n
answer my question first

Xiao
no. answer mine first

Y/n
what no

answer mine first tf

Xiao
no 😐 answer mine first

Y/n
but i literally asked first??

Xiao
idc

Y/n
ex-fucking-use me

well aren't you just the brightest ray of sunshine 😐

Xiao
wtf did you just call me

Y/n
brightest ray of sunshine?

Xiao
fuck you, you're not joining the club

Y/n
so you are xiao after all

i mean adeptus xiao** oops

anyway, can i join the club now 😋 did i pass the test

Xiao
no. i don't like you, you're not joining

Y/n
you sound like a petty child. let me join

Xiao
you literally just insulted me twice within the span of a minute

what makes you think i'll let you join now

Y/n
me insulting you is what let's you know i like you‼️

it's a sign of true friendship

Xiao
we are not friends

Y/n
i am offended

did these past 4 minutes of convo mean nothing to you

Xiao
you talk too much

Y/n
you don't talk enough tbh

Xiao
ok are we done here?

Y/n
depends. have i joined the club yet

Xiao
no

Y/n
then we are not, in fact, done

Xiao
hu tao said you weren't troublesome

clearly, she was wrong

Y/n
wow

look who's the one insulting now

Xiao
you started it

Y/n
no i didn't?? i only asked you a simple question