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Part 50

Nov 13
5:29pm

[ Xiao 💞🥀 ]

Y/n
y'know sometimes i think

what if we were animals

Xiao
then we would be animals

Y/n
YEAH but what type of animal 🤨

that's the real question

Xiao
idk

maybe a cat or smth

Y/n
of course you'd choose a cat

but i don't blame you, cats are so cute

Xiao
mhm

why are you asking this tho

Y/n
i searched up best convo starters and one of them said to talk abt your fav animals

so.

Xiao
why tf were you searching how to start a convo

Y/n
because idk how to begin convos, why else

you should google it too tbh

might learn a thing or two 😹👍

Xiao
...shut up

besides, google never gives good advice

i'd rather ask smn

Y/n
good idea

i can just ask smn

but who 🤔

Xiao
idk, just make sure it isn't childe or itto

Y/n
but they're my best options...

Xiao
no.

Y/n
who else can i ask

zixin? heizou?

scaramouche? 😹

Xiao
scaramouche would give better advice than childe

Y/n
really

maybe i should ask them both

scaramouche would prbly tell me to start off with an insult or smth

like "hru bitch."

and childe would just tell me to flirt

Xiao
then don't ask them

Y/n
THEN WHO

sigh. i guess i'll just keep googling

Xiao
...

ask hu tao or venti

Y/n
hmm